@devopscats Must be why his hovercraft was full of them...

@bvibber Object that's just named fields with values? (hope I'm not getting too much spaghetti on your walls...)

@riley i.e. it continues to plague you, but with slightly less virulence? 🔽 🦠

@bvibber something something associative arrays?

@Raeyn Inelegant Design™

(I mean, seriously -- they built human eyeballs backwards.)

@VeroniqueB99 Note that when TFG does something they don't like, it's "the government" that did it.

@JulieSqveakaroo I lived in Appleton for a couple of years, yet somehow never managed to come across that trope...

Maybe it's "new" (as in less than 25 years old)? :blobcatthink:

My fam at @adafruit -- a US company just slammed with a 125%+20%+25% import markup.

High tariffs become ‘real’ with our first $36K bill

https://blog.adafruit.com/2025/05/08/high-tariffs-become-real-with-our-first-36k-bill/

@Neur0 This seems like it's responding to another thread entirely...

@smp

@servelan Getting so tired of the idea that porn harms children. 😫

@grrlscientist I'd also like an America that doesn't look like America. (...or at least not the way we are now.)

@devopscats "Ha, we can use your important-sounding words too, stupid libs!!"

@EveHasWords papillary action fatigue

@somecat Oof. (I think of this kind of thing as an "inner child temper-tantrum"...)

@dramypsyd This makes me want to order dinner from our local PopeHut.

Whenever someone tells me their layoffs are about clearing the dead wood, I ask them a question:

Was the wood dead when you hired it, or did working for you kill it?

I know, I know,
that you are tired
of hearing people say
that the pandemic
is not over,
but for what it’s worth
please know, the people
who keep saying
that the pandemic
is not over
are themselves tired
of hearing people say
that they don’t know
why they are sick all the time.

@sinituulia @oreolek "It's voluntary" arguments are always BS when it comes to employment under capitalism.

Yeah, you have a choice to work under horrible conditions or become destitute (and incur the wrath of the pro-capitalist state as a result because you're "lazy" and "unproductive") or worse.

@riley Isn't that the cataloguing system they use on the Boiling Isles? It's been awhile....