weird shut-in, hoarder, slacker, loser || Ordained SubGenius || foot fetish || aroace, poly, queer, he/him
https://jellyfoot.carrd.co/
I wonder if there was ever a Rev. Wild Speculation in the SubGenius Church. If not, we must create them.
Watched Dune 2. Now I get why everyone wanted to fuck that popcorn bucket.
Our memories are recordings on a play-back system that hasn't been invented yet. Now's the time to do some editing.
I talked to that guy who did that secret and terrible thing to you all those years ago. I asked if he was still thinking about it. He said: "who?" He's not thinking about it. Nobody is, just you. When you stop thinking about it, or think about it in a new way, what happened "stops existing" in the most real way possible.
Only attempt if you reject "all or nothing" memory editing.
Mantong and Protong and the Yetisyny:
https://www.x-traonline.org/article/mantong-and-protong-richard-sharpe-shaver-and-stanislav-szukalski
If you find enough needles they become their own haystacks. Pointy, tiny haystacks.
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"i said i wanna watch cartoons"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU4kVnEF4n8
I especially enjoy when this little darling sprouts a second head.
Vault of Slack #2 #zine https://library.hrmtc.com/2024/04/21/vault-of-slack-2/
In the late 1960s, J. R. “Bob” Dobbs pitched a show called “Secret Astronaut” to a regional (Texas) television station. He even wrote the theme and played the drums! He directed the singers to mispronounce one word, one time, so “they’ll talk about it forever.” And how!
Hear the theme... here!
Every day I am smarter than I will be.
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Nothing says "I care" like having a friend pull a prank on you that took months, if not decades, to set up.
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