Reverend Guimo
An inhumanly awkward basement dwelling blogger, toy collector & ordained holy person. Usually inebriated.
Reverend Guimo
ReverendGuimo@dobbs.town
11 hours ago
ReverendGuimo shared a status by ElectricKeet@awoo.space
Electric “�” Keet
ElectricKeet@awoo.space
Chthonic joke seeking punchline:

"How many elder gods does it take to tie a knot in a dodecahedron?"

11 hours ago
ReverendGuimo shared a status by PseudoNovalis
PseudoNovalis
PseudoNovalis@dobbs.town

RT @PseudoNovalis More superUnknown tracks by TANGO MANGO (2000-2006)

afrikapseudobruitismus1.bandca

TANGO MANGO (or TANGA MANGA)
was the marginal electronic duo based in Melilla
formed by Iker Furtado and Michael Gonzales.
Heavily influenced by Suicide, Cabaret Voltaire,
Pink Floyd, Spacemen 3
and the use of psychedelic sustances.
:cbhb0:

11 hours ago
ReverendGuimo shared a status by onan

RT @onan "The Stark Fist Online Magazine is published whenever we feel like it. We send out a shorter bimonthly version of the FIST by email, and to get those you must sign up. (Even if you gave us your email address in the past, you must sign up for this yourself! That's part of making it spam-proof.) It is not a forum, but simply announcements emailed every month or two from the Church HQ."

:jrbd: ✉️ :dmnt:

subgenius.com/thestarkfist.htm

13 hours ago
Reverend Guimo
ReverendGuimo@dobbs.town
13 hours ago
ReverendGuimo shared a status by RevFlan
Reverend Flan
RevFlan@dobbs.town

RT @RevFlan Thus it is written: “Render unto the Conspiracy that which is Conspiracy but render unto “Bob” that which is “Bob’s” (Economicon 56:1).
Thus I proclaim: I give to the Conspiracy all of my trash and give unto “Bob” all of my cash! Praise “Bob”!
Find out why at:
subgenius.com

13 hours ago
Reverend Guimo
ReverendGuimo@dobbs.town
2 days ago
ReverendGuimo shared a status by onan

RT @onan @ReverendGuimo I am confident that the Church of the SubGenius and our alien allies will reveal the secrets of G'broagfran. It is said that Kreeger and Wul-Woh themselves may be made plain on X-Day. But don't bank on it. Bank on "Bob" !

:jrbd: subgenius.com

2 days ago
Reverend Guimo
ReverendGuimo@dobbs.town

Lit AF from Weird Paul Petroskey
weirdpaul.bandcamp.com/album/l

2 days ago
Reverend Guimo
ReverendGuimo@dobbs.town
2 days ago
Reverend Guimo
ReverendGuimo@dobbs.town

@RevFlan this is the best thing I'll read today. maybe this week.

2 days ago
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Reverend Flan
RevFlan@dobbs.town

RT @RevFlan I thought it would be funny to leave a SubG pamphlet in my born again sister's purse. When she found it later on at the restaurant she informed me that I'm "sheep poaching" by suggesting another church and she already has a church. I replied "Sheep! We don't want no sheep! Baa, baa… follow the herd, baa baa!" I then oldered the lamb on the menu. AND I ATE THE HELL OUT OF IT!

2 days ago
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Reverend Flan
RevFlan@dobbs.town

RT @RevFlan @se7en find Neighborworld today at www.subgenius.com
Do it today before the Conspiracy ruins it all!

2 days ago
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Zontar
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RT @Zontar A Bit of Venus here on Earth

2 days ago
ReverendGuimo shared a status by Shitlord
Reverend Shitlord :jrbd:
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RT @Shitlord I wish I lived in that one dimension...

That one where Google actually did no evil.

That one where companies acted in good faith on behalf of their customers.

That one that didn't see the Patriot act come to pass and turn every company into a state asset to be tapped, gagged, forced to lie, and steal, in the interest of "security".

I wish I lived in that one dimension where hope didn't die, and the words of freedom don't choke in our mouths.

2 days ago
ReverendGuimo shared a status by Shitlord
Reverend Shitlord :jrbd:
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RT @Shitlord As the prophecies foretold 💩

2 days ago
Reverend Guimo
ReverendGuimo@dobbs.town

so when we finally invade Area 51, and free our alien mutant brethren, will we finally find and learn the true identity of G'BROAGRAN!?

:wmew: :jrbd: :dmnt: :cnsp:

2 days ago