So, everyone knows that there are iPad games designed for cats.
But they can't make much money. The culture on the iPad is that games should be less than a dollar and make their money in In-App Purchases, but cats have no language skills, and so can't remember their app store password.
Clearly cat developers should give up on the casual market, and make PC or console games for the hardcore gamer cats.
@CobaltVelvet Cover your keyboard in birdseed and leave it on a windowsill.
The unpredictable and chaotic nature of wild birds will create useful entropy.
Imagine actually living in a mansion with this floor-plan.
Besides the lack of a first floor toilet, why is there so much wasted space? The rooms are just floating around in an ocean of corridor.
@frummidge The T-Shirt's meaning is clear enough, but why the halo?
@Siphonay I imagine the next line of that conversation was "What's it like?"
So I ordered an Arduino off Amazon, and for an extra $107 they offered to send someone to my home and professionally install it.
I was tempted to pay just to see what happened.
I'm starting to wonder if maybe the office is closed for bad weather today and I was supposed to stay home. https://www.instagram.com/p/BeDnk7AFAYJ/ https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/vp/f0eb51b06ba0c4f4b777dbf33144f673/5AE0E827/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/26397152_2048834615145498_3110089576853536768_n.jpg
@HTHR When you design a game you need to wear a thick leather falconry glove.
I hate it when stuff comes in cool boxes. Because I can't bring myself to throw away a cool box.
I'm never going to put my phone back in this box, and if it was a crappy box I'd have thrown it away three years ago. Instead it lives in my drawer taking up space.
lifehack : Can't think of what to eat? Your grandma probably has a box full of index cards covered in food-hacks.
Every time there's an accident with the Emergency Broadcast System, there's a danger that Trump will learn he has the power and authority to send unblockable text messages to every cell-phone in the USA.
@CobaltVelvet If you don't mind, I'll skip the "The Host" orgy, but I'd be intrigued by a "Triangle" orgy.
Attention fantasy writers and set decorators : I grew up in the suburbs, and even I know that hay bales come from machines. They didn't have them in ye olde times.
Video-game level designers are probably the worst offenders of this one. They can't resist the temptation of a low-poly cuboid.
I hope that, one day, neural network AI content generation gets so good that I can just install a script on my TV called "Muppet Remake", and I can watch all movies that way.
@CobaltVelvet But he paid FIVE WHOLE DOLLARS!
I don't know what this is, but the attached note looks like it might be good advice. https://www.instagram.com/p/BdtYJ1gliu4/ https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/sh0.08/e35/26073049_1956485047698267_2476440171067736064_n.jpg
Today's 3d printing project : replacing the broken noise-pieces on my sunglasses. https://www.instagram.com/p/BdoR3yAFNRC/ https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/sh0.08/e35/26275798_279289015935887_4852929233317527552_n.jpg
@CobaltVelvet I've noticed that the notification column occasionally 'loses' non-text data, like media and whatever metadata remembers which conversation the toot is part of.
I'd always assumed this was a known thing. Maybe corresponding to updates or something?
I've tried to ride this out, but now that it's 2018, I'm finally going to just say it :
Stop describing cool videos as 'Oddly Satisfying'!! You know what would be satisfying? Using Different Words!
@thomnottom I had hoped someone else had already done this work though, since I'm very lazy.