Irina

Reader, writer, liturgist, kicked-upstairs choirmistress, accomplished music typist, roleplayer, baker, chaotic-good cook. Cis, queer, white and . Increasingly happily married to @halla.
I don't follow back automatically unless I know you already, want interaction first.
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Irina
irina@wandering.shop

@phoenyx I'd gladly repost it with alt text but I can't describe the picture in German.

44 minutes ago
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phoenyx@mastodon.social

Der coolste Biber aller Zeiten.

3 days ago
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Pentaxke
Pentaxke@mastodon-belgium.be

Even onder de aandacht brengen dat dit weekend de meest idiote van alle idiote beslissingen weer aan de beurt is.

2 days ago
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Deniz Opal
selzero@syzito.xyz

This is a placebo toot.

Studies have shown that toots will still get interaction, even when clearly labeled "placebo toot".

3 hours ago
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Nora Reed
NoraReed@mastodon.social

hello mastodon! i'm nora and i have a jewelry shop. i'd love to sell you something cool.

i specialize in fused glass but also do assembled pieces from interesting parts and simple work with gemstones.

nora.jewelry/

1 hour ago
Irina
irina@wandering.shop

@ferrous @cassolotl for me it's got a bit of "ee" flavour (as in "bee" only very short)

2 hours ago
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Ergative Absolutive
ergative@wandering.shop

Hey, you! Do you want to open a door for a fish?

Utrecht has a river where fish swim upstream to spawn, but they have to keep the boat locks closed, which blocks the fishes.

So they set up a live stream + doorbell system. Join the live stream, watch the underwater camera, and ring the doorbell if you see a fish!

visdeurbel.nl/en/the-fish-door

(NYTimes write-up of the story here: nytimes.com/2024/03/28/style/f)

5 hours ago
irina shared a status by ifixcoinops
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops
ifixcoinops@retro.social

1980's
🐁 *holding ice against crotch* Dad, how come girl's bikes don't have the bollock-mashing bar
🐺 no need for it lad, they've got nae bollocks
🐁
🐺 not much point putting a bollock masher if there's nae bollocks to mash is there
🐺 be a bloody waste of money

2020's
πŸ€ *holding ice against crotch* Dad, why
🐁 You know, I asked my dad this when I was your age, and his answer doesn't really fit in this decade. You probably know a couple of girls with bollocks. Maybe a boy with no bollocks. Either way, girls with bollocks get to ride the bikes without the bollock-mashing bar, and boys with no bollocks can ride the bollock masher, in a lot of ways it's a more enlightened time
πŸ€ Dad what
🐁 I mean these days girls can ride the bollock mashing bikes too
🐁 So can non-binary folk, bollocks or no
πŸ€ dad
🐁 Anyway times change is what I'm saying
🐁 The important thing is squashing the bollocks
πŸ€
🐁 Flat

15 hours ago
irina shared a status by kaminenmosher
Petra Kaminen Mosher
kaminenmosher@zirk.us

Organic cotton tote bags with either abstracted designs by me, or watercolour birds (with or without text) are available at my online store, kaminenmosher.com/store along with mugs and t-shirts.

These tote bags are sturdy and useful, as well as artsy. My cats have inspected them too (my samples, not the whole supply chain) and pronounced them good for feline naps.

1 day ago
Irina
irina@wandering.shop

On the shoulders of giants. (thanks, m1male2 on tumblr!)

4 hours ago
Irina
irina@wandering.shop

@dan Why do you have a litter box that's wired to alert you when it's used?

4 hours ago
Irina
irina@wandering.shop

@ergative it's hilarious that the fish doorbell people call Utrecht "a small Dutch city" -- I wouldn't call it small, it's the 4th largest city in NL with about 370K inhabitants!

5 hours ago
irina shared a status by phistorians
The Partial Historians
phistorians@kolektiva.social

Add a spring to your step with this gorgeous creature about to enjoy some figs (just in time for chocolate bunny season!) ✨

πŸ“Pompeii
πŸ›MAN Napoli
πŸ“ΈCarole Raddato

8 hours ago
Irina
irina@wandering.shop

"Thule" furnishing fabric (1956) by Brita Drewsen (1887-1983)

8 hours ago
Irina
irina@wandering.shop

@kdedude yay carrot cake!

16 hours ago
Irina
irina@wandering.shop

@tpolecat *raises hand*

17 hours ago
Irina
irina@wandering.shop
holy week church joke

@platypus Oh that's so true (says the woman who struggles with her every week to get the church things in order; it's the wifi really, the printer is an okay Brother)

17 hours ago
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holy week church joke

stolen from a friend...

1 day ago