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Vitalis
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💙😺 Nobody briefed this cat on military protocol — and honestly, he doesn't care. He picked his human, claimed the warmest spot available, and is now fully committed to the mission. The soldier protects Ukraine. The cat protects the soldier's neck from the cold.
#cat #caturday #catsOfMastodon #Ukraine

22 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@Independent @tech-news-Independent

Up next: LLM-based accounting firms continue to report stellar profits as lights go out on datacenters and HQ due to unpaid bills.

1 hour ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@brooke ...and for awhile, every planet in Dr. Who looked like the back lot at the BBC.

1 hour ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

O mighty Vivaldi @tips, I seek thy help and guidance!

I am in dire need of the ancient and venerated knowledge regarding which of "black text on white" or "white text on black" indicates an inclusion!

Verify I do beseech thee to deconfound my senses and restore my understanding!

(Please and thank you.)

1 hour ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat
1 hour ago
woozle shared a status by dianea

They say my last words were, "here kitty kitty!"

#caturday #caturdayeveryday

16 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@HamonWry Yes. Choke off the oil. Do it. The environment (and the EV and solar panel and storage-battery makers, and the green economy in general) will thank you.

2 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@0xabad1dea I first heard that phrase in a SF story -- I had no idea it had a history! ^.^

3 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@gleick bumper-sticker I'm planning to put on both of our cars:

3 hours ago
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1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@bluemoon We have free buses here in mass-transit-underachieving Durham, NC. We can't even get effin' light rail (the automobiligarchs don't want it). If we can do free buses, then it should be trivial for NYC.

(Possibly relevant: in Luxembourg, all mass transit is free, and at least one other place in Europe is considering following suit.)

3 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat
re: ILpol (AI-generated ... reality?)

@riley I feel like something like this will eventually happen, albeit not necessarily Israel/Netanyahu...

I mean, add in AI-generated video depicting his death or him being declared dead, TV news reporting on his death, international figures offering their condolences...

3 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@mym It appears likely (I realized this morning) that I have inadvertently besmirched the good name of Gretzky -- I think I was thinking of Brett Favre, who has in fact done & said some questionable stuff (though it only somewhat matches up with my vague memory). Why I conflated the two, I can only guess.

4 hours ago
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1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@devopscats
[large, slow, deep BLEHHHHPP]

17 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@riley He has also been downgraded to being untouchable with a 39-and-one-quarter foot pole.

(39.5 feet? USians will do anything to avoid metric...)

17 hours ago
woozle shared a status by dianea

Americans will use anything but the #metric system

#smol #caturday #caturdayeveryday

19 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@ObsidianUrbex I want all that storage space.... 🥺

(I imagine a few dehumidifiers would take care of the damp.)

17 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat
17 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@mym Another one I saw somewhere years ago (probably completely anachronistic now):

JESUS SAVES S&H GREEN STAMPS

17 hours ago