#CurrentEarworm : Yes, "Awaken"

@EveHasWords

I mean... that's where they go, right? You put them down to wash your hands, then forget about them and leave them there; this is how the world works and anyone saying otherwise is just a wild-eyed dreamer.

@harper

@EveHasWords Dang, I was so sure saw it...

@alice You've got a long way to go if you ever want to catch up with Irving, the 142^nd Fastest Gun in the West. (CW: repeated fat-shaming, unfortunately)

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@EveHasWords Is it over there? [points helpfully]

@devopscats track shoes

You can recharge on the left, or socialize on the right. #caturday #catsofmastodon

@In_Otter_News She clearly should have stuck with telling them the True Facts About the Hedgehog.

@alice Oh yes, $Brand! I use $Brand every day, for all my $product_type needs! I even bring an extra one with me for $arbitrary_reason! I love them!™

@hacks4pancakes I apparently have no table-manners, because I grab whichever implement in whichever hand feels appropriate, switching around if the angle works better that way.

(For most of the stuff I eat, I don't even use a knife -- just a fork and spoon...)

@redsad Clearly if you don't identify as "man" or "woman", you're just waffling. :blobcatthinksmart:

@quinn Wot @dredmorbius sed.

[wonders if Miracle Max is available...]

@servelan ...because of course they would.

Wouldn't want the bullies to feel bad about themselves, would we.

@joshsusser ...and remembering to do that, instead of getting distracted by thinking about something else and setting it down carelessly in some arbitrary location where you can't even find it if you do remember you wanted to replace it... 😅 :blobcatupsidedown:

@joshsusser YES

It has to be IN THE WAY, too, or I will filter it out.

@remixtures If I were a professor, I think this would make me feel like I should protest more -- because obviously it really bothers the fash when that happens.

@EveHasWords What's extra-WTF about that is that on the dozen or so occasions when I've used LLMs to fact-check right-wing nonsense, what I got back was a pretty thorough factual take-down with sources.

KGUN9 isn't even trying if their LLM can't at least produce a synopsis of what everyone else is saying.

I mean, you either are an absolutist or you aren't.

#LowQualityLogic

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