@cohentheblue @devopscats

[buys up almond futures in an attempt to get on board with the next big hyperinvestment bubble]

@cohentheblue @devopscats

aka "Did you know that human beings drink more water every day than AI uses?"

So selfish, wanting to hoard it all for ourselves... [/s]

@artemis They probably think of women much the same way they'd think of NPCs in an RPG.

@malcircuit How long will it be until Google Gemini will find the location for you in 5 seconds... (...if it doesn't already...) :spiral_eyes:

@mavnn @ben

They have social accounts on Instagram, Tiktok, and LinkedIn, but not....

...wait for it... 🥁

...fedi.

(I'm shocked, shocked.)

Important info ahead of the protest! See you all on Saturday!

@farah Sounds like me (when I'm not all "I am not actually sure what 'love' means and therefore don't know whether I actually ever do it or not").

@eleanor @moriel @NicolaElle @bridget

(to the tune(?) of Parliament's "Give Up the Funk (Tear the Roof Off the Sucker)":

🎵
Tear the ring off, we're gonna
tear the ring off the finger, sucker --
Tear the ring off the finger.

You've got one ruling ring going down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of power goin' round.

We want the ring!
Give up the ring!
(Ow)
We need the ring!
We gotta have that ring!
🎵

@NanoRaptor You know, you wouldn't get picked on so much if your sides weren't so steep.

(This is a mountain-mom joke.)

@lritter @catsalad

That was sudo-humor.

#fursdayfelines #fursday

@lindes Any idea where he is, geographically? The shipping on these would be an absolute beast...

(Edit: looks like he's in Canada. I could imagine delivering these, on some hypothetical future day when I have a passport again and can reasonably trust US border agents.)

@rey [points at the sign]

YOU BOTULISM -
YOU BREAKULISM

@rey (If it's not properly cooked, we could be in trouble with Sam & Ella.)

@nightjar and here I thought orcs reproduced asexually.

@rey are you saying my goose is thoroughly cooked up by improper ganderers?

@splendorr Having been let go from multiple companies despite my bosses being happy with my work -- yeah, this is a thing.

@sargoth I've actually found several that work for scanning, and one which turns out to be a pretty decent B&W laser printer as well ^.^

(I haven't seriously tried to revive any of the inkjet printing capabilities, because... well, easy answer, we don't print often enough to keep the ink from drying up, really... and we have a color laser printer acquired nearly a decade ago, which is quite happy to sit unused for weeks or months.)

@sargoth I have spares, but only because people keep giving me old computer equipment.

I'm Going to the MA Dem Convention on Friday #ABlueView

Though I've been active in progressive politics my whole life, Trump's threat + exciting MA races (US Senate & MA House), have motivated me to become an official Democratic delegate for the 1st time ever.

Think of me as your eyes & ears there, and so please reply with questions, comments & things you'd like to know. I'll do my best to report back.