Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

The existence of autism implies the nonexistence of autism't.

(...or something like that. Don't look at me; I only work here.)

1 minute ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

song playing in my head for the last couple of days: Robbin Thompson Band, "Brite Eyes"

3 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@artemis @pjw

If it were up to me, there would have been a universal passenger-strike when the TSA was invented -- or maybe when they started in with the whole security-gate nonsense in the first place (I think it was the 1980s?).

Assuming air travel can ever be made ecologically sustainable, I'd like to feel mentally comfortable doing it, and be able to see friends off at the gate instead of sending them unaccompanied into Security Theatre Hell. What we have now (the last 20+ years at least) is bullshit and I don't understand why people are tolerating it.

10 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@fatsam I was told that requiring payment from prospective employees was definitionally a scam. I guess I grew up in simpler times... :spiral_eyes:

10 hours ago
woozle shared a status by artologica
Michele Banks
artologica@chaos.social

An extra-adorable #Squirrel of the Day for July 27, 2026, because you deserve nice things #squirrels

11 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

🎡
Mama always told me not to spend all day in front of a screee-e-een...
...but mama...
that's where the fuuuun iiiiiiiis!
🎡

10 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@rnd My LLM says to tell you that yes, that's absolutely true and a very profound observation about the times we live in yaright? those people. honestly. :blobcathalo:

10 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat
11 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@rnd I suspect your main area of competence-deficit is in properly evaluating your own competence.

(In your head are two wolves. One of them thinks he's super-competent; the other one actually is.)

11 hours ago
woozle shared a status by researchbuzz
Calishat
researchbuzz@researchbuzz.masto.host
1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@wendynather The term "legacy domain-names" suddenly acquires a new meaning...

"...and to my youngest, I leave my priceless .com collection, that she may breathe new life into my long-neglected and much-bespidered sites..."

2 days ago
woozle shared a status by tylersticka
Tyler Sticka
tylersticka@social.lol

Find My Frogs is a beautifully illustrated, super chill little hidden object #IndieGame I enjoyed very much πŸΈπŸ”

On Steam and Switch, or DRM-free on Itch: https://myeyestudio.itch.io/find-my-frogs

2 days ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@servelan It's kinda amazing how unafraid he is to reveal how little he understands about anything.

2 days ago
woozle shared a status by In_Otter_News
InOtterNews
In_Otter_News@mastodon.social

Go to sleep, Steve....

2 days ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

RE: https://mas.to/@skeletor/116982345139016051

🎡
And if they stare,
just let them burn their eyes
on you moving.
🎡

-- Argent

2 days ago
woozle shared a status by guerrillarain
lord goth of doom πŸ₯€
guerrillarain@eldritch.cafe

Hey, if my brother, a Magic the Gathering judge and ambassador, wanted to join the fediverse and build community here, where should he go? What servers are good and active these days?

2 days ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@rey got high from too much hashtagging?

2 days ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

RE: https://mstdn.social/@nycartoons/116982507457707039

Image Description: a New Yorker -style cartoon, apparently from (of all places!) The New Yorker: a shaded line-drawing showing a parent bird perched on a branch above a nest of new hatchlings, who are poking their beaks upward and ready to receive the worm which, for some reason, the parent bird does not have. The parent bird is instead looking crossly (angry eyebrows) at the hatchlings and apparently speaking.

The caption is "Your generation is so entitled."

The artwork is signed "E. BLACK", who is presumably @efblack36 on some other site that is not fedi. Tsk! #GetTheeToAFediverse

2 days ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@Jirikiha I've run into situations at least twice where I set up an online banking account for myself, then was utterly unable to set up accounts for one or more family members* -- no explanation, no appeal, way to contact them except phoning (we all have phone-phobia).

(fwiw: My way of dealing with this situation was to not use that bank.)

* (the whole point of choosing the institutions in question was so we could easily move money around between family members)

2 days ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@farah Regarding the second part of that, I would now like to quote Queen at you:

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Queen has now told you not to delete yourself. You cannot disobey Queen. I have spoken.

2 days ago