Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@blogdiva
I always appreciated Grace Jones, for whatever that may be worth.

("Not typically feminine" is an automatic win, in my book.)

1 hour ago
woozle shared a status by sus
sus
sus@timeloop.cafe

I want to get better at taking pictures of my garden. I do not want to get a special camera, just use my iPhone. Can you recommend some kind of online course or blog post or a good video i could watch that would improve my (completely nonexistent) photography skills?

Assume i am impatient and a little lazy and just want good pictures.

1 hour ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@raymaccarthy

Yes, that makes more sense (I was struggling to remember details, does it show).

@midor @infobeautiful

1 hour ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

Princession Orkishbattleaxe?

(go home, my brain, you are drunk.)

1 hour ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@midor I was, in fact, wondering about this. Thanks for the research ^.^

One note:

Obviously the original photograph will have been black and white

Actually, there was this guy, fairly early in the history of photography (a "camera" was still a giant box on a stand) who came up with a mechanism that allowed full-color photographs using entirely monochrome chemistry by splitting the image into three colors with a prism. The three resulting monochrome images could then be recombined optically to display in color.

...but I don't think it was widely available; the Romanoff photo probably was, in fact, just tinted. [/inexpert opinion]

@infobeautiful

7 hours ago
woozle shared a status by Natasha_Jay

Unboxing my new cat ...

16 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

Welcome to our fuzzy computing clowder, @autumn! :tootcat:

[sotto voce] I, too, may have operated a web site at some point. >.>

9 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@mynameistillian This, like, really distills the pathology down to a very pure form, doesn't it.

omg, these people.

9 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@devopscats
I heard Tr💩mp is 2 weeks away from making an unclear weapon.
Or was it two days.
Or maybe he decided not to.
Or maybe he already did.

...did I say "weapon"? I meant "statement".

(0 days since the US President did a super-cringe facepalm)

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@anubis2814

So many important decisionmaking processes have been taken over by half-clever people who happen to have money. This obviously need to stop.

@williampietri

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@anubis2814 @williampietri

It's sad, really. The potential was always there to do some really cool stuff, but deploying new tech like this takes stuff like "testing", "discernment", and "patience", which generally don't go over well at the quarterly investor call. :-P

1 day ago
woozle shared a status by andrealuck
Andrea Luck
andrealuck@fosstodon.org

CNSA’s Tianwen-1 mission has recently released new images of Mars, including this view of the north polar cap showing a very cool cloud formation.

Full size 4K & more info: https://flic.kr/p/2s819o9 🔭🧪
Image Processing: Andrea Luck
Raw Images: CNSA/CLEP/PEC/MoRIC

Those are 2 images taken on 2025-08-09

#Space #Solarocks #Mars #Astronomy

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@AnarchoNinaWrites It sounds kinda like the actual Pope's job is to act the role of some idealized Pope they imagine -- and if the actual-Pope says stuff that their ideal-Pope wouldn't, then he's doing it wrong and maybe is an impostor or something.

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@servelan Gosh, you mean we might go back to the pre-9/11 situation where all airport security was privately operated?

Oh noes, how terrible. How will we ever survive without the Department of Homeland Security keeping us safe from toothpaste incendiary devices.

(One authoritarian wet-dream undone by another authoritarian's wet dream...)

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@blogdiva I feel like this generation of astronauts is taking a more compassionate, human approach to space exploration, and I am totally on board for that.

...well, I mean, I would be if they'd let me. :blobcatspace: 🌑

1 day ago
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Michael J Burgess
beitmenotyou@social.thelab.uno

@Mastodon I’m a big badge collector, so this made my day. My official Mastodon enamel pin badges arrived today, and seeing all three laid out on their backing cards just makes them even better.

The classic logo pin, the glittery Live Laugh Federate design, and the Mastodon Elephant pin all look brilliant. Really happy to support Mastodon at the same time.

If anyone else wants to support it too: https://shop.joinmastodon.org/

#Mastodon #Fediverse #BadgeCollector #EnamelPins

2 days ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@burnoutqueen Many cis women even feel the opposite way, from what I've seen.

Trans women aid in the fight for women's rights by showing the lie of patriarchal narratives around femininity and gender.

2 days ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@cwebber I can't even get that post to load properly. The layout framework shows up, but it gets stuck trying to load any content. :blobcatgooglyshrug:

2 days ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@crooksandliars "Thinking", for authoritarians, means "finding new and more plausible ways to protect your propaganda from the enemy's evidence".

2 days ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@alisynthesis This is the only form in which I actually like Wonderwall.

2 days ago