Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@JoBlakely We have basically no character limit here on toot.cat (I think technically it's 999,999 characters?), for whatever that's worth.

2 hours ago
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shonin
shonin@c.im

Euro-Office, Europe's open-source alternative to Microsoft Office and Google Docs, launches June 9 | ZDNET

https://www.zdnet.com/article/euro-office-a-sovereign-cloud-based-office-suite-google-microsoft-alternative/

19 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@todayilearned This is why phone batteries should be removable, so users can replace their standard batteries with less-flammable chemistries like LiFePo or sodium.

19 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@devopscats I've been wanting something like this for literally decades.

19 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@cohentheblue @malcircuit

Obviously (?) I didn't mean "with 100% accuracy", just "with accuracy comparable to that of a human but taking a lot less time".

19 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@cohentheblue I think I can agree with that definition, yeah.

@malcircuit

19 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat
re: self life situation, future, survivability, real talk

@somecat [large bowl full of encouragement-treats, as a treat]

22 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@rnd Gabby looks the most natural to me (proportions & pose), for whatever that's worth.

22 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@cohentheblue @malcircuit I mean, they can use the same cues that humans do. They can work with information that's outside of their training set. They may not be "clever" enough yet to integrate all the necessary pieces...

22 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@cohentheblue @devopscats

[buys up almond futures in an attempt to get on board with the next big hyperinvestment bubble]

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@cohentheblue @devopscats

aka "Did you know that human beings drink more water every day than AI uses?"

So selfish, wanting to hoard it all for ourselves... [/s]

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@artemis They probably think of women much the same way they'd think of NPCs in an RPG.

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@malcircuit How long will it be until Google Gemini will find the location for you in 5 seconds... (...if it doesn't already...) :spiral_eyes:

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@mavnn @ben

They have social accounts on Instagram, Tiktok, and LinkedIn, but not....

...wait for it... 🥁

...fedi.

(I'm shocked, shocked.)

1 day ago
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Trans Liberation Cambridge
TransLibCam@toot.cat

Important info ahead of the protest! See you all on Saturday!

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@farah Sounds like me (when I'm not all "I am not actually sure what 'love' means and therefore don't know whether I actually ever do it or not").

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@eleanor @moriel @NicolaElle @bridget

(to the tune(?) of Parliament's "Give Up the Funk (Tear the Roof Off the Sucker)":

🎵
Tear the ring off, we're gonna
tear the ring off the finger, sucker --
Tear the ring off the finger.

You've got one ruling ring going down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of power goin' round.

We want the ring!
Give up the ring!
(Ow)
We need the ring!
We gotta have that ring!
🎵

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@NanoRaptor You know, you wouldn't get picked on so much if your sides weren't so steep.

(This is a mountain-mom joke.)

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@lritter @catsalad

That was sudo-humor.

1 day ago
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1 day ago