Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@BigShellEvent Ooooo you are so correct. All I saw was the one post.

..aaaaand gone. 💥✅️

10 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

Update: wow, the post history was pretty obvious spam. I was just looking at one post...

Removed.

Original post

Does this qualify as advertising, and therefore I should boot them?

It was a bit of a reach to think it would be anything else, but I wanted to leave room to be pleasantly surprised...

10 hours ago
woozle shared a status by jasoneckert
Jason Eckert
jasoneckert@mastodon.social

Making dinner:

Kid: It says "5 potatoes cubed" which is 125 potatoes.

Me: No. It's still 5 potatoes, because potatoes are a root vegetable.

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@vex @elfin

It makes logistical sense to me -- if the ports have genders, then every docking has to be heteronormative. What happens if two ships just wanna cuddle? Or if you want to expand your space-station by docking it with another space-station?

(Gendered docking means you automatically fail the Space Bechdel Test, every time... for all humankind...)

This would be a post about USB connectors, except that's even worse.

10 hours ago
woozle shared a status by emptytank
empty tank
emptytank@toot.cat

Why don’t I post more often on here?

11 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@redsad They don't actually want to reduce crime; they want to be seen doing things which they can convince their base will reduce crime is "fighting crime", and also it needs to have at least a little bit of sadism in it to help direct their rage and fear.

11 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@emptytank Hold a contest for the best answer! #lowQualityIdea

12 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@LadyStrawberries @arichtman

Burger late than never.

(Life is but a brief patty between two buns...)

16 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@blogdiva I'm gonna vote "no" on that one...

Not because of who is saying it, but because (a) retreating to nature doesn't make you any safer from a system that is wrecking the global ecosystem and climate, and (b) it's not technology per se that is making us less free, it's people using technology to collect power and then use that power abusively.

[/opinion]

16 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@LadyStrawberries @arichtman

Hamburger "Helper"? Hamburger orff!

#BestInBritish

21 hours ago
woozle shared a status by csilverman
Chris Silverman 🌻
csilverman@mastodon.social
1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@LadyStrawberries @arichtman

[reaches behind your ear and pulls out a burger] Are these the toppings you first thought of?

21 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@wurzelmann There is clearly something wrong with me, because at 61 (supposedly) I'm still the first item on that list (and not unhappy at how much closer that reality has come).

21 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@arichtman @LadyStrawberries

Set a Hamburglar to stop a Hamburglar.

21 hours ago
woozle shared a status by Natasha_Jay
Nαtαshα :mastodon:
Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt

Honestly, this article on "Doggerland" is absolutely fascinating

"The floor of the North Sea is now recognized as the largest well-preserved prehistoric archaeological landscape in the world. It would have been a paradise for the bands of hunter-gatherers who followed the retreating ice sheets into the region to settle there. They, however, were not Doggerland’s first inhabitants. Millennia prior to their arrival, the North Sea basin had belonged to Neanderthals, who lived there for hundreds of thousands of years."

https://archaeology.org/issues/march-april-2022/letters-from/doggerland-mesolithic-submerged-landscape/

#archeology #history

September 27, 2026
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@xerge @carnage4life

Brainwashing is powerful stuff.

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@futurebird @sleepy62 @Lydie

If you set your sights high, then at least you'll be heading upwards when you miss.

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@clarfonthey @scanlime

This is why I keep not getting myself a new smartwatch and instead bought another G-Watch (complete with Finicky Charging Capability™) for $30: all* the newer ones have round screens.

(* for somewhat loose definitions of "all", I guess)

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@tankgrrl So... I did a Google image search for just the chart (I did try Tineye first; no luck), and apparently it was intended as satire.

But wait, there's more: Google, of course, inserted an LLM-generated summary -- which explains that it was satire: "The graph is a joke meme mocking AI benchmark wars because its vertical Y-axis measures the model number rather than actual performance."

I am now drowning in irony, send help.

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@MichaelTBacon Couldn't possibly have had anything to do with political changes, because as we all know both parties are equally committed to the future of American energy independence and sustainability.

(/s)

1 day ago