Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@scanlime

  • /dev/ngl, the source-of-truth device
  • /dev/fomo, the device which obsessively checks up on all the other devices to make sure it knows what's going on
  • /dev/fafo is the device to use when you want to try something despite knowing it's a bad idea
11 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@foolishowl @brooke @gildilinie

"If there weren't any advertisements, how would we know what to buy?" -- an extended family member actually said this.

12 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@darkling @dianea @joelpomales

It probably depends on where you draw the lines. I have known decent landlords, but at the same time the whole concept shouldn't even exist.

12 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@LPerry2 @lawyersgunsnmoney @ai6yr

I feel like a Tom Lehrer quote is appropriate here --

🎶
I tied them to my fender,
and I got them home somehow:
two game-wardens,
seven hunters,
and a cow.

The law was very firm, it
took away my permit --
the worst punishment
I ever endured!
It turned out there was a reason:
cows were out of season,
and one of the hunters
wasn't insured.
🎶

16 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat
re: general far-left politics

@rnd I may be thinking of a different meaning of "moderate" than the one you have in mind, then. I'm not really aware of any logically consistent political positions that could be called "centrist" in today's climate -- while in more normal times, that word would probably apply to me.

16 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat
re: general far-left politics

@rnd I suspect that does happen a lot, although there's also a certain amount of truth to the idea that someone who tries to take a "moderate" stance on certain issues is not really trustable. (See: "let's put only half the kittens in a blender, and then everyone will be happy!")

16 hours ago
woozle shared a status by MissConstrue
MissConstrue
MissConstrue@mefi.social

Don't be a condescending carbon sink, go #vote

#JennieBreeden #TheDevilsPanties

17 hours ago
woozle shared a status by minouette
Ele Willoughby, PhD
minouette@spore.social

Happy birthday to #mathematician & geodesist Gladys West (née Brown 1930-2026)! Shown with 3 satellites important to her career + tracks: Seasat, GEOS-3 & a GPS satellite. Her work, using math to precisely model the shape of Earth, laid the groundwork for GPS! Born to sharecropper parents in Virginia, she graduated with a Math BSc in ‘52 then MSc at VSU in ‘55. 🧵1/

Also: #spacetober_challenge Earth

https://minouette.etsy.com/listing/821408400

#linocut #printmaking #womenInSTEM #BlackInSTEM #histsci

21 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat
19 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@rnd That strikes me as an excellent start to a properly-planned migration.

19 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@rnd It sounds like someone higher up wasn't really committed to the project -- and things like this do take some commitment, even with the best of planning. [/opinion]

20 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@dianea @joelpomales

There used to be a place here that was both a pizza-joint and -- get this -- a laundromat. People would hang out socially over pizza while waiting for their laundry. It was called "Soaps".

I never went there in person, but the pizza was good and my understanding is that the place was doing quite well...

...until the landlord (a local individual notorious for underhanded landlording practices) demanded a portion of the revenue which would have been unsustainable, so they went out of business.

#noLandlords #DurhamNC

20 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@yenndc @artemis

As with every instance where right-wingers invoke a principle, it's a lie aimed at manipulating other people's empathy. They'll invoke the exact opposite principle in other cases. The only real principle they follow is domination.

21 hours ago
woozle shared a status by rey
cold take, trans rights

when we say "trans rights are universal rights", what we mean is that the right of self-determination of identity and expression is a fundamental right for everyone. that is what we are fighting for.

authoritarianism is, on the other hand, focused on the assignment of roles and rules against members of society. "you were born under the sign of the penis, therefore, you are a man" "your parents christened you 'Manifold Hitler Dickbottom', you must appeal to a judge to change this" "you can't wear fox ears, it's *unprofessional*" are all authoritarian constraints on these fundamental rights.

our natural state is one of endless self-determination and creativity and expression. we are biologically weird. assigned wonderful at birth. my birth certificate is hilariously incorrect, and yours might be too. let go and change your name or fuck with your hormones or agitate the system or whatever.

the cyberpunk future is here, and everything assigned to you needs to be destroyed

21 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@somecat in autumn

21 hours ago
woozle shared a status by kimlockhartga
Kim Possible :kimoji_fire:
kimlockhartga@beige.party

If you are a Facebook refugee, we are so glad you are here! Many of us were originally Twitter refugees.

There are a lot of kind, genuine folks here, who are happy to help you connect with the people/accounts who share your interests.

1 day ago
woozle shared a status by Npars01
Nicole Parsons
Npars01@mstdn.social

@Legit_Spaghetti

Apparently science can identify a conservative without even talking to them.

More active amygdala -- hijacking strong emotions like fearfulness & hate

Less active anterior cingulate cortex (ACC)  and diminished executive functions like empathy & compassion - deficiencies in theory of mind and self-awareness

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2024/sep/25/a-grey-matter-nature-nurture-and-the-study-of-forming-political-leanings-brain

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2589004224017577

https://synapse.ucsf.edu/articles/2026/01/27/political-mind-game

2 days ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@gbargoud

The quarterly returns have spoken, and the shareholders don't like investment in "the long term" because it reduces current gains. (Blessed be the wisdom of the markets, and the Profits they serve, amen)

@joshbressers

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@pbarker Absolutely -- it helps drive value to the oily-rag markets, in which we are all heavily invested because it's been so successful. 🫧

@joshbressers

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@pzmyers ye gods >.<

1 day ago