Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@gwynnion You need to use the word "controversial" in there somewhere -- that's how they like to describe utterly horrendous stuff to which all decent people strongly object.

#isHelpful

10 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@waitworry @gwynnion

"What do we want?"
"Largely inconsequential change!"
"When do we want it?"
"In due course!"

10 hours ago
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fluffy@plush.city

Despite being in chronic pain and chronically fatigued and unable to work full-time or on long-term projects, the government believes that I am not, in fact, disabled, so it'd be swell if I could get some sort of an income.

Y'all can see https://beesbuzz.biz/ to see some of the things I can do, and I have a resume at https://beesbuzz.biz/resume

You've also probably used code I wrote, possibly even on a daily basis!

Maybe I can #getFediHired or something? idk

13 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat
10 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@sarae Are they clearly different sizes? If not, one might just be the extended-life version for the same laptop model...

10 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@davep A rock-solid foundation for any bird's baseline diet.

15 hours ago
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Grickle
grickle@mstdn.social

Vader’s new management style was initially met with some confusion, but it ultimately made the Empire stronger and led to the quiet dismantling of the Rebellion. #grickledoodle #starwars #darthvader #love #compassion #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

20 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@MaryAustinBooks

I'd trust him to find a good solution to this after the election.

...which is more than I could say about most politicians. -.-

20 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

Now I want to see Count Binface performing with Angine de la Poutrine.

20 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@Su_G @eclectech

Oops, I missed that "bin for the win" was what started this whole thread 😅 In replacement, I humbly offer "farbage for the bin" and "bin the vote".

22 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@artemis Anecdata in support of your point:

@Harena's dad was the caring one, when she was growing up -- but he was an anæsthesiologist who worked long hours (because he cared about helping people). Her mom was the neglectful, emotionally-abusive one.

23 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@bok Dang. That's hard stuff to deal with, day in and day out. Wishing you strength.

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@534n @technically_good

My fedi-sense tells me those were sarcasterisks.

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@maggiejk @ai6yr

The more automated enforcement gets, the more of a horrendous juggernaut it becomes.

(...and probably some people are Just Fine with that, but they don't realize that the leopards will eventually come for them too.)

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@CountBinface

BIN THE ELECTION!

(...and after winning, put on a t-shirt that says "Bin there, done that (and all I got was this stupid t-shirt)".)

1 day ago
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CountBinface@mastodon.world

It’s meant to be.

May 22, 2024
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@QuatermassTools @zzt

[LLM Homer voice] mmm.... Fried Chinese Curry Chicken-Fish & Chips (with left ice-cream)

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@Asuyuia Think of them as seeds, waiting for the right conditions to sprout fully! :rainbow_left:

(This is a familiar situation for me too -- I have enough time to write down the particular piece of the idea which has come to me, but not the time to really focus on it and try to turn it into something presentable.)

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@oberstenzian @newsguyusa

Or, you know, ignore all those stupid woke safety fake-news ✌️experts✌️ and take all of Team Trump on a much-deserved vacation to overfly Iran.

...you know, to see all the winning we did. It'll be perfectly safe. They surrendered, right? 🧐

1 day ago