Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat
scary/pol song parody-title

"The Boot-Heel of Sieg Heil Boys", by Minor Traffic

2 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

unawoke (adj.) : a state of such intense unawareness of being manipulated as to result in usage of the word "woke" as if it were derogatory

2 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

...using all the same arguments empires put out to justify their appropriations...

2 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

Proposal: well-loved fictional characters campaigning for their right not to be owned by the oligarchy

3 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

If anyone wants to write up a summary of the day's (or week's) news, I will read it in one or more appropriate character-voices.

(I'm thinking Kermit the Frog by default, but others are available.)

3 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@jackwilliambell @clacksee

It's only "politics" / "divisive" / "controversial" if they disagree with it.

18 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

Welcome to our digital den of felinosity*, @Simianbeard! :tootcat:

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18 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@infernusgoatus Kids these days.

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@BigShellEvent catbutt: the future of psychotherapy

(In this paper, I will...)

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

🎡
You think you've lost your love
Have you looked under the couch?
Watch out for all the dust,
and be careful when you crouch --

because she loves you!
...and you know that can't be bad.
If you hurt yourself
you know she would be saa-aad!
(oooo!)
🎡

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

Welcome to our humble computing clowder, @anotherRatInTheMall ! Please feel free to ask if you ever have any questions. :tootcat:

3 days ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@brooke I think I've watched that series through 2-3 times now ^.^

4 days ago
woozle shared a status by 3TomatoesShort
WearyBonnie
3TomatoesShort@disabled.social

Tfw you can't move because you're stuck under a snoozing animal, only instead of a domesticated pet it is an eepy garden friend πŸ₯Ή

January 23, 2026
woozle shared a status by mekkaokereke
mekka okereke :verified:
mekkaokereke@hachyderm.io

Happy #BlackHistoryMonth !

Q: Why are there not more Black computer science grads? Or... any STEM grads for that matter?

A: Lots of systemic racism reasons, but one of the biggest ones is college sports. Changing the college sports model will increase Black college graduates by *millions* of people over 10 years. Seriously. It's one of the biggest levers for grad rates.

Let me explain why, and why I was part of the group that sponsored the California Name, Image, and Likeness bill.

1/N

January 05, 2023
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@AlJazeera @us-canada-news-AlJazeera Pretty sure that's their intent, yep.

...because they are sadists and generally just awful people who make themselves feel better by making others feel worse.

(I'd be surprised if that's news, but it seemed worth underscoring.)

5 days ago
woozle shared a status by alice

Fuck yeah LGBTQIA.space Fam! Way to alt-text us into the #1 spot! ❀️‍πŸ”₯❀️‍πŸ”₯

Thank you all for making Fedi more accessible for everyone πŸ’ž

@AltTextHealthCheck https://mastodon.social/@AltTextHealthCheck/116068929163081705

#AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText

5 days ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

Welcome to our humble fuzzy computing clowder, @Poesjkin! :tootcat:

5 days ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@gannet [raises hand] Is this the final list or just a teaser? :blobcatthink:

5 days ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@sjn I put "no difference" because it would depend a lot on the context and how I'm evaluating "quality" -- but I think in today's environment and in most contexts, I would tend to be significantly more leery of something where the maker thinks "made with AI" is a selling-point. If it was more, say, honesty in advertising (e.g. a future where this is a required disclosure), then my evaluation would depend much more on other factors (though for now, it's still a flag against).

5 days ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@mungus That suggests to me that successfully rubbing their noses in their own failure will help foment the division we seek (yes, in this case we're being divisive! we bad) rather than increasing team unity in the face of a common enemy.

So, yeah -- make them look at their own shame and disgrace.

@artemis

5 days ago