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woozle@toot.cat

@FiXato Ooh, I experimented with reading a Pratchett out loud too! (It was Wyrd Sisters, iirc -- I think I did one chapter.)

Being able to do all of one character's lines together would definitely help for consistency, so I'd be interested if you find anything that helps with this ^.^

4 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@riley @gildilinie @twipped ...or a very lightly-tested and somewhat-used OceanGate submersible...

18 hours ago
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woozle@toot.cat

TFW you can't find either of the things you know you have which would solve the problem more elegantly, so you have to kluge something by opening a virgin unopened bag of parts from #RadioShack.

...and then it turns out you didn't need them after all. I have needlessly defiled a sacred relic, and I hate it when that happens.

(Who among us has not experienced this tragic turn of events, I ask unto thee.)

So, anyway, the office's hifi amp (Yamaha CR-600), which weighs at least as much as your average laser-printer, is now in the equipment loft overhead -- so I can finally get this goldang full-height equipment rack outta here...

18 hours ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@gildilinie @riley @twipped

It is as I feared: we need more HoA (Horses of the Apocalypse). 🎠 💥

22 hours ago
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@johnzajac

When authoritarians gain power, the circle which defines "us" gets narrower and narrower as they need fresh scapegoats to blame for their continuing and escalating screwups.

@artemis

1 day ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@artemis "we are the Good people, therefore anything we do is Good" seems to be a common (though often unspoken) belief...

1 day ago
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woozle@toot.cat

@artemis I think I'd only modify that by saying "it's going to get worse but also some things will get better, so it's not just terrible ghastly awfulness from here until we Fix All the Things".

1 day ago
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@spacehobo

And here I thought it was about old people complaining about "kids these days"... :D

@cwebber

1 day ago
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woozle@toot.cat

@cwebber I guess I got lucky by never trying to be part of youth culture. :D

1 day ago
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@aspeed @rupert

worse than "I liked Star Trek until it went all woke"

1 day ago
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woozle@toot.cat

@gildilinie @riley ...and ye gods, but also this was totally predictable. I hope it turns out nobody actually got infected... but that won't stop this from happening again, until we get Pestilence away from being in charge of anything to do with health (which probably won't happen until we get Greed out of office).

proposal: contest to name the other 2 Horsemen of the Trumpocalypse

1 day ago
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This mini shelter made to protect cats during rainy weather, spotted in Japan.

2 days ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat
pol snark: TFG

If they rename it "The Trump Memorial Center for the Performing Arts", can we then perform the necessary action to retroactively make the name accurate?

(...and then rename it again to get the stench off.)

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Onlyfans, acrylic, 2020 - by travischapmanart

#Art #illustration

2 days ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@lrhodes @dixon proposal: co-operatively managed workspaces

1 day ago
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woozle@toot.cat

@dthompson "Well, my broker is G.P.T. Hutton, and G.P.T. Hutton says..." [pauses to see who's listening] [FX: crickets]

2 days ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat
re: medical, GI, screening, gut-related, humor

@MichaelTBacon I don't remember the chart... :blobcatthinking:

2 days ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat
re: medical, GI, screening, gut-related, humor

@MichaelTBacon The taste was sorta like rubberized iron or something, iirc. Yeah, very weirdly awful... in a way that builds up.

2 days ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat
re: medical, GI, screening, gut-related, humor

@MichaelTBacon I do remember some kind of dietary restrictions starting 5 days out when I did mine, but I don't remember the details; it's been awhile and I'm probably due for another. >.>

In any case, I decided to just be stoic about it and go on a fast. (...or was that at three days?...)

2 days ago
Woozle Hypertwin
woozle@toot.cat

@ReggieHere

proposal to make a point of rewriting Betteridge headlines to be more accurate

"Zionist IYD Party Pretends to be Leftist in Naked Attempt at Credibility" is what comes to my mind, but perhaps others can do better. (I wanted to work in the phrase "false flag", but it came out okkwurd.)

3 days ago