Eugen Rochko

Executive Strategy & Product Advisor of @Mastodon. Film photography, prog metal, Dota 2. Likes all things analog. Luddite.

Gargron shared a status by colleeneh
colleeneh
colleeneh@mastodon.social

In his happy place, birdwatching. He looks a bit tentative because I said his name and he wonders of that means he has to go inside. #lordpercival #cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #tuxedocat

16 hours ago
Gargron shared a status by nash
nash
nash@labyrinth.social

you ever write code so inefficient you have to start complaining about the global allocation of RAM

13 hours ago
Gargron shared a status by molly0xfff
Molly White
molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

Binance hasn’t REcovered $6B+, it’s COVERING it (reimbursing customers from company funds). Some was frozen, but Binance is not likely to recover even half.

Bad headlines like this are a big part of why I started covering crypto. Generalist reporters on deadline far too often end up repeating company spin.

#crypto #cryptocurrency #journalism

14 hours ago
Gargron shared a status by GossiTheDog
Kevin Beaumont
GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
3 days ago
Gargron shared a status by hzulla
Hanno Zulla
hzulla@infosec.exchange

This is FASCINATING. Researchers were able to pin down the cause of measurable global 60 second power spikes to software that does regular tasks on the minute mark. They found large scale battery installations as one major cause, but obviously this is true for any other computerized system that does cron jobs and has a synchronized clock. As weird as it sounds, adding random 0-59.999s delays to cron jobs in Linux distributions and other software would actually help the power grid.

https://www.fz-juelich.de/en/news/archive/press-release/2026/mystery-of-60-second-fluctuations-in-power-grids-solved

1 day ago
Gargron shared a status by 404mediaco
404 Media
404mediaco@mastodon.social

Because big tech platforms essentially do not have customer support and make it impossible for their users to contact a human, many people experiencing run-of-the-mill tech problems have turned to ChatGPT, which told them to contact us...

no...
https://www.404media.co/chatgpt-keeps-telling-people-404-media-can-solve-their-tech-support-problems/

1 day ago
Gargron shared a status by Pepijn
Pepijn
Pepijn@mastodon.online

Wtf is up with wildlife cameras named as if I'm buying a group of mercenaries capable of taking over a small south-American island nation. I just want a grainy photo of a duck ffs.

"With the Recon Dark Force Elite HP5 Ultra and Browning Spec Ops Elite HP5 Ultra Strike Force X you not only take great photos of ducks but also take over four out of five island nations."

review: "Excellent pigeon photos. Easy set-up. It used 4G to call in an airstrike on the neighbours cat eating our flowers.".

22 hours ago
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22 hours ago
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Ian Scott
polpo@chaos.social

Happy Halloween everyone!

1 day ago
Eugen Rochko
Gargron@mastodon.social
1 day ago