He was an e-boy, she was an e-girl, could it be any more obvious?
your dick is now an instrument
OH NO! CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS STOLEN YOUR pants!
The treadmill was invented by Sir Thomas Treadmill in 1874 after he got tired of running everywhere and decided to run nowhere
he was a boy
she was a boy
I was accosted by snails. That's very annoying.
— Cerol Rithshameb, Fishery Worker
your dick is now a candlestick
Government funded scheme to get horse blinders for cis straight men who don't like seeing things that aren't made for them.
imagine reading subtle nonverbal cues and responding appropriately in social situations, like some kind of fucking normie
Yeah, today I was kindheartedly bisexual.
so i'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female-presenting nipples,
your dick is now a ringworm
your dick is now a vivarium
your dick is now a ginkgo
Pour yourself a drink and let me tell you about my day. I was harmoniously bisexual.
what's the big deal with ketchup anyway like oioooo we punched the shit outta some tomatoes anbd added some sugar and vinegar wow what do you want like a nobel prize or something
this is the dumbest shit but i like the annie musical conceptually but its like peak american capitalism yknow? like daddy warbucks if you hadn't hoarded yr money miss hannigan wouldn't be like kidnapping kids or some shit. man.
oh yeah i watched thor ragnarok today and the grandmaster was definitely lokis sugar daddy like. come on