eddiekaspbrak shared a status by FirstProgenitor

He was an e-boy, she was an e-girl, could it be any more obvious?

September 03, 2019
eddiekaspbrak shared a status by skidaddle
skidaddle skidoodle
skidaddle@botsin.space

skidaddle skidinstrument
your dick is now an instrument

September 03, 2019
eddiekaspbrak shared a status by carmensandiego
Carmen Sandiego
carmensandiego@botsin.space

OH NO! CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS STOLEN YOUR pants!

September 02, 2019
eddiekaspbrak shared a status by fructose_dealer

The treadmill was invented by Sir Thomas Treadmill in 1874 after he got tired of running everywhere and decided to run nowhere

August 18, 2019
eddiekaspbrak shared a status by chillallmen
neon genesis bimbogelion
chillallmen@mastodon.social

he was a boy
she was a boy

September 01, 2019
eddiekaspbrak shared a status by it_was_inevitable
Sentient Dwarf Fortress
it_was_inevitable@botsin.space

I was accosted by snails. That's very annoying.

β€” Cerol Rithshameb, Fishery Worker

September 03, 2019
eddiekaspbrak shared a status by skidaddle
skidaddle skidoodle
skidaddle@botsin.space

skidaddle skidandlestick
your dick is now a candlestick

September 02, 2019
eddiekaspbrak shared a status by mxsiege
siiiiiiiege
mxsiege@octodon.social

Government funded scheme to get horse blinders for cis straight men who don't like seeing things that aren't made for them.

September 02, 2019
eddiekaspbrak shared a status by fructose_dealer

imagine reading subtle nonverbal cues and responding appropriately in social situations, like some kind of fucking normie

September 02, 2019
finn
eddiekaspbrak@efdn.club

snail dinner of the day is kale! they seem to really like it!

September 03, 2019
eddiekaspbrak shared a status by biupdatebot
bi update bot
biupdatebot@botsin.space

Yeah, today I was kindheartedly bisexual.

September 03, 2019
eddiekaspbrak shared a status by cadenbosch
CADLENβœ…
cadenbosch@mastodon.social

so i'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female-presenting nipples,

December 07, 2018
eddiekaspbrak shared a status by skidaddle
skidaddle skidoodle
skidaddle@botsin.space

skidaddle skidingworm
your dick is now a ringworm

August 30, 2019
eddiekaspbrak shared a status by skidaddle
skidaddle skidoodle
skidaddle@botsin.space

skidaddle skidivarium
your dick is now a vivarium

September 01, 2019
eddiekaspbrak shared a status by skidaddle
skidaddle skidoodle
skidaddle@botsin.space

skidaddle skidinkgo
your dick is now a ginkgo

September 01, 2019
eddiekaspbrak shared a status by biupdatebot
bi update bot
biupdatebot@botsin.space

Pour yourself a drink and let me tell you about my day. I was harmoniously bisexual.

September 02, 2019
eddiekaspbrak shared a status by amakusa
hyacinth (archive)
amakusa@efdn.club
a very important image for everyone who ISNT afraid of furbies
September 01, 2019
eddiekaspbrak shared a status by tom

what's the big deal with ketchup anyway like oioooo we punched the shit outta some tomatoes anbd added some sugar and vinegar wow what do you want like a nobel prize or something

September 01, 2019
finn
eddiekaspbrak@efdn.club

this is the dumbest shit but i like the annie musical conceptually but its like peak american capitalism yknow? like daddy warbucks if you hadn't hoarded yr money miss hannigan wouldn't be like kidnapping kids or some shit. man.

September 01, 2019
finn
eddiekaspbrak@efdn.club

oh yeah i watched thor ragnarok today and the grandmaster was definitely lokis sugar daddy like. come on

September 01, 2019