Ben Ford :grinchsmile:

Developer Advocate at @puppet; I get to build neat things -and- talk to people! *\o/* I run marathons in those funny finger shoes.

Ben Ford :grinchsmile:
binford2k@hachyderm.io

So it's Easter again, that holiday with the wildly unpredictable date. I'd like to take a minute to tell you the story of 's own beloved , reserved for only the most desperate seekers of enlightenment. 🧵

April 09, 2023
Ben Ford :grinchsmile:
binford2k@hachyderm.io

People sometimes wonder why I won’t use . It’s because chrome is “still best characterized as a data miner disguised as a web browser.” matters.

appleinsider.com/articles/23/0

April 09, 2023
binford2k shared a status by Tierno158
SeaTea
Tierno158@mas.to

Me: Your honor, I cannot serve in this jury. I am inalterably against the death penalty.

Judge: Sir, This is not a criminal trial. It is a civil trial against Ticketmaster for allegedly gouging customers.

Me: In that case I can serve and I may be wrong about the death penalty.

April 07, 2023
Ben Ford :grinchsmile:
binford2k@hachyderm.io

Oh . I just saw a tricycle made out of the back half of a motorcycle and the front half of a riding lawnmower.

April 06, 2023
binford2k shared a status by atrupar
Aaron Rupar
atrupar@journa.host

shot, chaser

April 06, 2023
Ben Ford :grinchsmile:
binford2k@hachyderm.io

I remember standing in line as a kid to get a brick of this shitty government cheese while my school bus with all my friends drove by. Poverty is no fun, y’all.

atlasobscura.com/articles/gove

April 05, 2023
binford2k shared a status by puppet

"It doesn't matter how small the contribution is – I think everyone benefits from the different environment, the different culture, of communities." Javier Perez shares findings from the 2023 report with the context of his 26+ years in the software industry.

pulling-the-strings.simplecast

April 04, 2023
binford2k shared a status by puppet

We've been working on something pretty cool for a bit. It's going to revolutionize how you manage you infrastructure and we think you're gonna love it. Check it out!

youtu.be/tPbBNVo-un8

April 01, 2023
Ben Ford :grinchsmile:
binford2k@hachyderm.io

Do you use with the compiler and wish you could manage it all with ? I recently had the pleasure of mentoring a Zend solutions engineer through learning Puppet and Bolt to build a set of modules to help with exactly that. Check it out!

zend.com/blog/puppet-php-modul

March 31, 2023
Ben Ford :grinchsmile:
binford2k@hachyderm.io
March 31, 2023
Ben Ford :grinchsmile:
binford2k@hachyderm.io

> Former US president to be charged with a crime over hush money paid to a porn star.

is not a headline I ever expected to read in my lifetime

March 30, 2023
binford2k shared a status by puppet

Maybe you're tired of seeing that self-signed SSL certificate warning on your PE Console. Maybe you've been wanting to connect it up to . Turns out that @albatrossflavour has got you covered as long as your server has a publicly addressable DNS name.

dev.to/puppet/using-lets-encry

March 30, 2023
Ben Ford :grinchsmile:
binford2k@hachyderm.io

Of all the things I've ever searched for, this is the one where Google's like "now just hold on a minute here"

March 24, 2023
Ben Ford :grinchsmile:
binford2k@hachyderm.io

> "For a team of 50 developers, the amount of time spent answering questions adds up to between 278-568 hours of time lost per week across the entire team."

Hard disagree here, . Sharing knowledge is -not- time lost. For example, answering other people's questions is one of the main ways we build our own deeper understanding of the subject.

survey.stackoverflow.co/2022/#

March 22, 2023
binford2k shared a status by puppet

Only a few hours remaining until nominations (and maybe the election!) close. Get your last minute nomination in before it's too late!

dev.to/puppet/vox-pupuli-pmc-e

March 22, 2023