So it's Easter again, that holiday with the wildly unpredictable date. I'd like to take a minute to tell you the story of #Puppet's own beloved #EasterEgg, reserved for only the most desperate seekers of enlightenment. 🧵
People sometimes wonder why I won’t use #chrome. It’s because chrome is “still best characterized as a data miner disguised as a web browser.” #privacy matters.
Me: Your honor, I cannot serve in this jury. I am inalterably against the death penalty.
Judge: Sir, This is not a criminal trial. It is a civil trial against Ticketmaster for allegedly gouging customers.
Me: In that case I can serve and I may be wrong about the death penalty.
Oh #PDX. I just saw a tricycle made out of the back half of a motorcycle and the front half of a riding lawnmower.
I remember standing in line as a kid to get a brick of this shitty government cheese while my school bus with all my friends drove by. Poverty is no fun, y’all.
"It doesn't matter how small the contribution is – I think everyone benefits from the different environment, the different culture, of #OpenSource communities." Javier Perez shares findings from the 2023 #StateOfOpenSource report with the context of his 26+ years in the software industry.
https://pulling-the-strings.simplecast.com/episodes/diving-into-the-2023-state-of-open-source-report
We've been working on something pretty cool for a bit. It's going to revolutionize how you manage you infrastructure and we think you're gonna love it. Check it out!
Do you use #PHP with the #Zend compiler and wish you could manage it all with #Puppet? I recently had the pleasure of mentoring a Zend solutions engineer through learning Puppet and Bolt to build a set of modules to help with exactly that. Check it out!
> Former US president to be charged with a crime over hush money paid to a porn star.
is not a headline I ever expected to read in my lifetime
Maybe you're tired of seeing that self-signed SSL certificate warning on your PE Console. Maybe you've been wanting to connect it up to #LetsEncrypt. Turns out that @albatrossflavour has got you covered as long as your server has a publicly addressable DNS name.
https://dev.to/puppet/using-lets-encrypt-with-the-puppet-enterprise-console-21l4
Of all the things I've ever searched for, this is the one where Google's like "now just hold on a minute here"
> "For a team of 50 developers, the amount of time spent answering questions adds up to between 278-568 hours of time lost per week across the entire team."
Hard disagree here, #stackoverflow. Sharing knowledge is -not- time lost. For example, answering other people's questions is one of the main ways we build our own deeper understanding of the subject.
Only a few hours remaining until nominations (and maybe the election!) close. Get your last minute nomination in before it's too late!