Just finished season 1 of Succession, and I've already started calling my dog "my number one boy."

So many movie trailers lately feel like fan-made parody trailers.

I watched Top Gun: Maverick, which is about how awesome our military and planes are that they can do a Death Star run with a middle-aged pilot.

Then this week, they missed their first shot at a balloon.

Today is a great day because everything was in stock for my grocery order. It's the little wins.

Me, when I think about climate change.

Looking forward to the day when there is a chapter in the 10th grade American history book called "The Balloon Wars."

Me, when my Switch controller breaks: No one wants to work anymore.

Finally watched Top Gun: Maverick since it was nominated. Hated it. 👎

Me with my Corgi is alternating scenes in which I tell him "I love you, I would shoot Reagan for you" and other scenes in which I scream "Shut up! Stop barking so much!"

Who knew the end of history would be so hard to live through.

I'm obviously excited about the new Zelda game, but I'm also glad to have the opportunity to play some Game Boy games I never tried because growing up I had a shitty Game Gear instead.

This might be blasphemy, but I don't mind the Velma show. 🤷

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. -Nietzsche, Nixon, and Clarkson.

Thing I miss since going vegetarian 3 years ago: Reuben sandwiches.

This might be the most old man post I've ever done.

Quick sketch: breakdancing child