a true feat: David Blue attends Coachella and has nothing to say about it.

that said, I would like to attend a live performance of the nice easy listening dnb sort (Netsky, Wilkinson, Sub Focus) at least once in my life. I will not be bitter. I will even wear glowsticks and athletic shorts.

I would absolutely be a festival bro were it not for
1. weed makes me ill
2. ecstasy does absolutely nothing to me
3. I really hate standing for long periods of time
4. instead of fuckin glowsticks, I'd like to hang a good ole fashioned kerosene lantern around my neck!

oh my god I can't believe I almost missed ZRo day.

so I’m watching The Disaster Artist and... we all know James Franco is a white man, right?

lemurs.

RT @ohgodhowdothis@twitter.com

people who climb mt everest are weird because the top is littered with the frozen corpses of people who failed (too cold and inhospitable to remove them) yet all these people are like "yeah but im different"

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ohgodhowdothis/status/1350283514013483013

see this is an original and cute idea but it has got to be ultra-distracting... https://apps.apple.com/us/app/steve-widget-game/id1090617661

the German word for snow was created by contracting the English words "shit" and "knee."

the Apple TV widget has to be there because there is NO OTHER WAY TO ACCESS A “Continue Watching” SCREEN ON THE FUCKING SERVICE.

widgets man... I am not a Widget Man, but the Flickr widget has actually added a lot to my life over the past few days. I don’t even know where the images are coming from, but they’ve been great. always a pleasant surprise when scrolling by.

genuinely wonderful to see. https://www.theverge.com/2021/1/15/22231373/storymodebae-briana-williams-twitch-streamer

I just wiped it right off lmao.

the puppy appears to have attacked it when I left her to go potty but... the dang laptop came away the winner. this is all she was able to do to the alcantara. remember when everyone was insisting it would wear just from sweat? lol

753 days later update:

I continue to be astounded by how tough my Surface Laptop 2 has turned out to be. aside from issues with power supplies breaking, the hardware has withstood far more than you'd expect from just a design study. https://bilge.world/microsoft-surface-laptop-2-review

look say what you will about job, but he saw the hardware industry’s shift before anybody man!!

RT @justinbieber@twitter.com

i love arm

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/justinbieber/status/153557819071803392

I get it, kids. also, what an incredible shot!!!

Apple Aracde seems very out of its depth. any of y'all users?

these cruel streets.

makes for pretty cool wallpaper if ya ask me. The Holy App Store.