David Blue ※
Self-Described Software Historian and COMPAQ ride or die, Writing In Public, consulting from the bilge, and here to help.
𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺
Self-Described Software Historian and COMPAQ ride or die, Writing In Public, consulting from the bilge, and here to help.
𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺
I FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING SIRI'S GOOD AT.
using an incredible siri shortcut, I was able to screen record Siri reading my old Mark Fuck rant and... she was stellar, especially compared to IBM Watson, and that's all that motherfucker does! https://soundcloud.com/compaqclub/fuck
this photograph!! good god! https://reddit.com/r/iPhoneography/comments/li2e3n/still_cant_get_over_how_good_the_night_mode_is/
alright which zro track is it where he expresses a sentiment to the tune of *I have stopped answering calls altogether because I have too many phones and can never tell which of them is ringing.*
just your average tech youtuber comin up except after he does the unboxing videos, the comparisons, and the final review, he finishes by eating the phone for dinner.
well shit… hadn’t considered this. https://www.theinformation.com/articles/clubhouse-and-the-future-of-cult-driven-social-platforms
haggard hawks comin thru for my psychiatrist appointment next week. I’m sure pulling this term out of the blue will be good for our communication.
RT @HaggardHawks@twitter.com
If you’re feeling CRAWLY-MAWLY then you’re indifferently well—not well, but not unwell either.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/HaggardHawks/status/1362425513713795074
an important perspective right now! at some point, this industry has GOT to chill on the materials thing (among other issues, of course.)
RT @raywongy@twitter.com
It's time for the design pendulum to swing back in the opposite direction. Glass is great, but there's no reason why plastic needs to be second class anymore
Make Plastic Great Again!
https://www.inputmag.com/reviews/reviewing-the-galaxy-s21-made-me-believe-in-plastic-phones-again via @inputmag@twitter.com
it’s not like I didn’t see this coming, okay? Yelp! and I have been at it for years - we all knew it would come down to blows, eventually.
AUSTRALIANS,
I’m sure it doesn’t feel like it right now, but you haven’t been *silenced* by the Big Blue App, you’ve been fucking SET FREE!!! https://www.inputmag.com/culture/facebook-bans-australians-from-sharing-news-articles-links
well, I have somehow let a conversation about Mars legit upset me lol. involving some very intelligent people expressing genuine surprise at the observation that Mars is going to be difficult and dangerous…
this Musk dork has managed to become a genuine threat to my future.
the next time you sign up for a new social network, you might find yourself wondering "hey, I'll bet fucking David Blue already has an account, here... he just fucking loves filling out new account information." well, all you have to remember is http://DAVIDBLUE.WTF
