※ David Blue ※

Editor-in-Chief, Neoyokel, Screwston Loyalist, Angst Wrangler, Literacy Advocate, Lapsed Car Writer, and Word Processing Stan.

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Posts about media and The Web.

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February 19, 2021
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this is your last chance folks…

RT @NeoYokel@twitter.com

I think it’s time for an update!

which third party Twitter app is your favorite in 2021?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/NeoYokel/status/13

February 18, 2021
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February 18, 2021
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h̢͙̯͙̰̝̻̜͉͚̤̳͍̙͟͢͡é̛̱̠̬̺̣̝͉̥͍͟͠ͅ ̛̜͖̮̫̀̀͞ć̛҉͓̹̘̠̺ó̧̦̜̯̙̱͓̮̙̤̯̝͙̦͡m̛͏̸̥͕͙̳̥̰̫̮͉̦̮̯̗ȩ̶̢̺̻̪̖̩̠̺̜̰̩̞̲̬ͅṣ̛̱͍̬̞͈̳̠̜̮̥̥̫̀͘͢͞

February 18, 2021
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I FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING SIRI'S GOOD AT.

using an incredible siri shortcut, I was able to screen record Siri reading my old Mark Fuck rant and... she was stellar, especially compared to IBM Watson, and that's all that motherfucker does! soundcloud.com/compaqclub/fuck

February 18, 2021
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February 18, 2021
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alright which zro track is it where he expresses a sentiment to the tune of *I have stopped answering calls altogether because I have too many phones and can never tell which of them is ringing.*

February 18, 2021
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just your average tech youtuber comin up except after he does the unboxing videos, the comparisons, and the final review, he finishes by eating the phone for dinner.

February 18, 2021
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February 18, 2021
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haggard hawks comin thru for my psychiatrist appointment next week. I’m sure pulling this term out of the blue will be good for our communication.

RT @HaggardHawks@twitter.com

If you’re feeling CRAWLY-MAWLY then you’re indifferently well—not well, but not unwell either.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/HaggardHawks/statu

February 18, 2021
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an important perspective right now! at some point, this industry has GOT to chill on the materials thing (among other issues, of course.)

RT @raywongy@twitter.com

It's time for the design pendulum to swing back in the opposite direction. Glass is great, but there's no reason why plastic needs to be second class anymore

Make Plastic Great Again!

inputmag.com/reviews/reviewing via @inputmag@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/raywongy/status/13

February 18, 2021
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it’s not like I didn’t see this coming, okay? Yelp! and I have been at it for years - we all knew it would come down to blows, eventually.

February 18, 2021
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AUSTRALIANS,

I’m sure it doesn’t feel like it right now, but you haven’t been *silenced* by the Big Blue App, you’ve been fucking SET FREE!!! inputmag.com/culture/facebook-

February 18, 2021
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well, I have somehow let a conversation about Mars legit upset me lol. involving some very intelligent people expressing genuine surprise at the observation that Mars is going to be difficult and dangerous…

this Musk dork has managed to become a genuine threat to my future.

February 18, 2021