too exhausted to search for Tweets joking about Facebook hardware to thread it but… here we fucking go. Facebook hardware. https://www.theverge.com/2021/6/9/22526266/facebook-smartwatch-two-cameras-heart-rate-monitor

https://bit.ly/tsalmon

i am laughing so hard ass!! ass is falling off!!! my ass fell off i laugh!!

I appear to have successfully communicated something today! incredible.

D-Day. https://sewerslvt.bandcamp.com/track/i-break-my-heart-yours

new Gou! https://song.link/i/1568680618

hey Sydendstricker: FUCK YOU!

probably thought I’d forget, didn’t ya?

no. fuck you every day I got left and then some.

REDUCE ANIMATIONS.

RT @viticci@twitter.com

Using cross-app drag and drop on iPhone in iOS 15. Finally 🎉 #WWDC21

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/viticci/status/1401999674899419143

BRO.

RT @shreeAditi26@twitter.com

➡️ Neumorphism Generator

🔗https://neumorphism.io/#8dd61f

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/shreeAditi26/status/1402484247814828033

RT @keleftheriou@twitter.com

Senator @ossoff@twitter.com with some excellent questioning on the new App Store scam findings:

“Apple is making a cut on those abusive billing practices, are you not?”

“Does Apple refund all of Apple’s revenues derived from those scam billing practices?”

Apple: maybe, I think? 😅🤷‍♂️

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/keleftheriou/status/1385062598178078723

WOOZY MONEY LOVER.

CHUNGO. https://song.link/i/1523862924

reminder that Windows users still have to use THE ORIGINAL ITUNES APPLICATION in order to manage our Apple Music libraries.

I look up to Matt Farah most (and have since prepubescence, basically) - as an automotive authority, a media professional, and (recently just realizing) *as a man*.

so... HYPE on *the dad episode* finally! https://youtu.be/empSEespbWY

this is all the virtual space you need!

for god’s sake don’t go down there.

RT @ryandeel@twitter.com

This is sooooo sick… hell yeah Craig

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ryandeel/status/1402056464546426881