David Blue ※

Self-Described Software Historian and COMPAQ ride or die, Writing In Public, consulting from the bilge, and here to help.

𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺

David Blue ※
DavidBlue@mastodon.social
September 22, 2021
David Blue ※
DavidBlue@mastodon.social

hey you America First motherfuckers!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING off of Parler bro????
you are transplants here and you are *not welcome*.

September 22, 2021
David Blue ※
DavidBlue@mastodon.social

"The iPhone 13 Pro is a bit thicker because of a larger battery."

THANK FUCK.... I can FINALLY retire my alarm at the fear that the thinness obsession was just going to continue until.....

well.. whatever.

sigh of relief. hyp.is/pUk0Ths_Eey8f6_hicQK6A/

September 22, 2021
David Blue ※
DavidBlue@mastodon.social
September 21, 2021
David Blue ※
DavidBlue@mastodon.social

I was literally JUST about to comment about how much more legitimate the new Microsoft Store's offering seems lol.

September 21, 2021
David Blue ※
DavidBlue@mastodon.social

I can confirm that Windows 11 “onboarding” is THE most refined fucking thing, finally, except that Cortana’s voice makes an appearance… which feels sick.

September 21, 2021
David Blue ※
DavidBlue@mastodon.social

holy shit I think we fuckin' died.

September 20, 2021
David Blue ※
DavidBlue@mastodon.social

"dude!! why didn't you answer the phone I called you like 15 times????"

"I am so sorry I forgot it in the freezer again..."

September 20, 2021
David Blue ※
DavidBlue@mastodon.social
September 20, 2021
David Blue ※
DavidBlue@mastodon.social

nope. spent all evening and all morning trying to figure out why we're not all using Telegram. nothin.

September 20, 2021
David Blue ※
DavidBlue@mastodon.social

this year, I “reviewed” today’s release for the majority of *actual* iPhone users. I hope it’s insightful. bilge.world/ios-15-family-revi

September 20, 2021
David Blue ※
DavidBlue@mastodon.social

HEY DORKS

COME TRY TO 3D PRINT THIS MOFO LMAO.

September 20, 2021