this is a serious flex somehow.
my middle school girlfriend is WANTED by the FBI for stealing nancy pelosi’s computer and trying to sell it to the Russians.
children love the meat tank
okay so... I used the iOS native camera app to capture a video file, extracted the audio, then messed around with it in Adobe Audition. pretty damned dynamic for a fucking cellphone man...
jace (jean face)
what's the topology of my ass
“hey what time is it”
“hang on let me check my wa-“
I cut together some more gameplay. it’s such a pretty game. definitely a nice place to spend time. https://youtu.be/Y5ZCNAkVVrs
ya know I think I should go back to complaining about how I still get notifications like this even though Twitter has not allowed me to follow any accounts for YEARS now.
if he walks out of there free & clear as if concluding a normal presidential term, I'm going to be mad.
if uh.... *something happens* to him on the way out, I'm going to be mad about whomever waiting so long.
basically, I'm not gonna watch.
I’m just gonna stop. and I mean everything. this factory is SHUTTING DOWN.
Sienna Guillory happened to post a phone video of her living room TV on Instagram and... well I thought I should just stop there.
how do you know when the compulsion to speak up about motion smoothing is actually just mansplaination. am I ruining lives here? @email@example.com
look what I dug up...
the activation email for my original, 1st generation iPhone...
this seems completely healthy.
Wrote about an aspect ratio that I don't like https://twitter.com/verge/status/1351659699394007040
this is my preferred method of travel.
so far, this game is by far the most interesting thing on Apple Arcade imo.