“how do people who aren’t from new york think Seinfeld is funny.” - my mom

toilets have gotten faster since the last time I recorded a car review.

Clarkson’s Farm is great.

also extremely pleased the grumpy bitch weather app won for interaction.

RT @CARROT_app@twitter.com

Meatbags! I am thrilled to announce CARROT Weather has been selected as a 2021 Apple Design Award winner. @AppStore@twitter.com #WWDC21

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/CARROT_app/status/1403107395740524545

this is so wonderful. what a brilliant idea. this is the sort of story I want to hear more in software - those that remind you why we did any of this.

RT @BeMyEyes@twitter.com

Be My Eyes is a 2021 Apple Design Award Winner! We are full of joy, honored, and thrilled to see #accessibility and #inclusion at the forefront of all this year's wonderful finalists.
https://developer.apple.com/design/awards/

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/BeMyEyes/status/1403106716233846787

"The Skin Enthusiast" may very well be the most alarming name I've ever seen for an organization. https://www.joinclubhouse.com/club/TheSkinthusiast

kevjumba is 30 years old.

damn... maybe I should revive this movie idea after all these years as an NFty! http://bit.ly/furryblimp

while you, the United States Senate, and The New York Times spoke of China's possible self-sufficiency as if it was some great global conspiracy destined to destroy "democracy" forever (lol @ ur democracy,) the entire fucking internet was affected because of one wrong config.

something doesn't feel quite right.

I scored 5 in Four Squares! https://foursquares.app/challenge/endless?seed=6536273656311190141&difficulty=normal&sequenceLength=5

well hey! I've waited so long to finish my thing about Twitter Spaces exclusion that it was done for me! hell yeah. https://www.theverge.com/22519705/clubhouse-social-audio-accessibility

I put something on GitHub that's actually of use to someone! finally just collected the image files from that emoji mashup article. https://github.com/extratone/emoji