Eugen Rochko

Executive Strategy & Product Advisor, Founder of @Mastodon. Film photography, prog metal, Dota 2. Likes all things analog.

Eugen Rochko
Gargron@mastodon.social

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Gargron/116460783363908188

I want to get the sizes right this time, so I'm going to post a few polls in response to this post. Please respond if you've bought or are planning to buy from our merch shop (see context in the quote).

#Merchtodon

5 days ago
Gargron shared a status by sinituulia
Sini Tuulia
sinituulia@eldritch.cafe

I've posted my Mum's cat so much that I feel obligated to post some twins, also. Here's Musti being my faithful tablet stand as I'm reading in bed, and Pörri being a wriggly boy as I am reading on the sofa.

#Cats

May 04, 2026
Gargron shared a status by MissConstrue
MissConstrue
MissConstrue@mefi.social

Are y'all following Mat Duggan? Cause you should totally be following @matdevdug

He wrote this and it made me laugh out loud. Granted, I'm an easy target for a geeky laugh, but still...so are most of you. That's just one of the reasons I love you.

https://matduggan.com/boy-i-was-wrong-about-the-fediverse/

May 01, 2026
Gargron shared a status by tantramar
Chris Mackay 🇨🇦
tantramar@zeroes.ca

Jonesy with *his* favourite toy in his bed. #CatsOfMastodon #RipleyAndJonesy #JustJonesy

May 03, 2026
Eugen Rochko
Gargron@mastodon.social

I spent the week with my wife's family in Tuscany and am now, dreadfully, back home in Germany.

May 03, 2026
Gargron shared a status by eclectech
eclectech
eclectech@things.uk

Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

May 03, 2026
Gargron shared a status by pheeef
pheeef 💜
pheeef@chaos.social

Oh no! The #plushtodon is being crushed by the linux server 😣 …. wait… shouldn’t it be the other way around 🫣

May 02, 2026
Gargron shared a status by aetataureate
berserk du soleil
aetataureate@mastodon.social

Happy and peaceful #caturday to you, from the orange mischiefs

#catsOfMastodon

May 02, 2026
Gargron shared a status by donray
Don Ray
donray@mastodon.online

#Cats #Gatos #CatsOfMastodon

How about some #Spanish vocabulary for #Caturday?

The expression “patas arriba” (paws upward) is used for “upside down.” Here, Ronronia illustrates the concept:

May 02, 2026
Gargron shared a status by USelaine
U.S. Elaine
USelaine@mastodon.online

Time for some forest bathing, says Joy Mastodon, to prepare for the work ahead of us. Lots of work ahead of us. #plushtodon

April 30, 2026
Gargron shared a status by maxleibman
Max Leibman
maxleibman@beige.party

Are you telling me a home made this pizza?

April 28, 2026
Gargron shared a status by plushtodon
Plushtodon
plushtodon@social.epfl.ch

When do I get to sing "My Way"?
When do I get to feel like Sinatra felt?

#Balelec #EPFL #EPFLCampus #Plushtodon

April 29, 2026
Eugen Rochko
Gargron@mastodon.social

Male fragrance sections at shops are always so sad. Would you like to smell like you just downed a bottle of gin, like a leather couch, or like you were sitting on the wrong side of a campfire? Women get all the nice fruits and flowers. This stuff shouldn’t be gendered anyway like most things.

April 27, 2026