@mat @liaizon 🤡

If you search the names of the #prairieland people the first results are awful mugshots. Honestly they all need the #luigi treatment. There needs to be massive amounts of fan art made with their faces. This is one of the only routes they might get their freedom back and not live out the rest of their lives behind bars. Public pressure works.

AI children's books, body horror edition: https://lcamtuf.coredump.cx/blog/body/

You know you want to click.

Seize the goose of production

Do you remember Boaty McBoatface?
So the UK Met Office is inviting people to suggest up to 5 names for storms. And apparently lots of people have been suggesting "Storm Bigoil", along with BP, Equinor, Exxon & Shell... This is obviously appalling & definitely not to be emulated via this link:

https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/forms/name-our-storms-call-for-names

hell yeah my mind is bicameral: when i cant be assed to do something, i, too, blame the senate parliamentarian

PHENOM

#goose

Has anyone tried asking the goose if it values itself?

Do you feel like a valued #goose today?

my entire timeline is goose value help

i fucking love the goose value thing because it is a premier example of "meme becomes well-known within a certain small group of people, and then somehow makes it onto fedi and then literally 1/3 of the entire network is gooseposting". i love how we just wholeheartedly embrace random things sometimes /gen

I want Enron-level congressional hearings when the AI industry collapses.

I want everyone to know the names of the guys who stole the future from millions of people.

HTTP 371: Goose Not Valued

Whatever you are a goose :brd_goose: or any other critter of the Fediverse, remember your are valued and loved. :dragn_heart:

Equal pay for equal egg!

i haven't seen mastodon go this hard on a meme (the softbank goose and eggs meme) since john fucking mastodon himself and i am enjoying the fuck out of it no matter how stupid, please continue :D

#meme #goose #goose_was_not_valued #eggs

Our prince of a cat, a sweetheart and gentleman of the highest order.

#CatsOfMastodon