Eugen Rochko

Executive Strategy & Product Advisor, Founder of @Mastodon. Film photography, prog metal, Dota 2. Likes all things analog.

Gargron shared a status by MOULE
MOULE :Logo:
MOULE@mastodon.moule.world

Fedi over the last few days:

Eukombos' proposed public domain Fediverse symbol: a pentagram of red, yellow, green, blue, and purple circles connected by lines between their colours, but the circles have been replaced with shiny eggs matching their colour and at the centre of the symbol is a goose from SoftBank's infamous "goose value" slideshow proudly sitting there with six golden eggs around it.
June 27, 2026
Gargron shared a status by Mara
Mara Bos
Mara@hachyderm.io

Can't wait for this new release. 🎮

A slide showing "Unvalued Goose Game - by SoftBank", the goose from untitled goose game "goose value 0?", three golden eggs, and a warning sign with an icon of an egg with "ASI" written on it.
June 27, 2026
Gargron shared a status by bolt451
Frey HG
bolt451@writing.exchange

Happy #caturday from Dotty

A chunky white and tabby cat lying pn a brown carpet paws in the air
June 27, 2026
Gargron shared a status by Turr1caN
Turr1caN
Turr1caN@nerdculture.de

Well ... ok.

#weather #heat #newspaper #usatoday

Illustration of a weather heat map page titled “Excessive heat can take a toll,” showing a U.S. map with a heat-alert color legend and a cartoon yellow sun character wearing sunglasses, holding a temperature scale in its hands that could be mistaken for a long penis, with labeled hazard text like “Danger,” “Caution,” “Warning,” and “Extreme caution.” - Alt text generated with Duck.ai
June 24, 2026
Gargron shared a status by lottiejoy
Charlotte ♥
lottiejoy@mastodon.social

Martha was snoozing in the sun, on-this-day.

Mamiya C220 . 8cm f/2.8 . T-Max 100 . Flic B/W/G 7m @ 25.5C . Jun 27, 2025

#BelieveInFilm

Mackerel tabby named Martha curlew up in the sun on a couch.
June 27, 2026
Gargron shared a status by zzt
[object Object]
zzt@mas.to

and you can have it all

my empire of egg

I will not value goose

eggs do not lay eggs

June 26, 2026
Gargron shared a status by riley
Riley S. Faelan
riley@toot.cat

Maybe Japan doesn't have a fairy tale about a goose laying golden eggs, so SoftBank has to explain exotic Western philosophy to its shareholders.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtM0Cjb0dEU&t=3407s

#GooseValue

June 25, 2026
Gargron shared a status by HCBunny
Hotter, even more cross Bunny
HCBunny@beige.party

30 to 50 feral geese.

June 26, 2026
Gargron shared a status by MamaLake
Jenica Lake เหล็ถเลถ
MamaLake@beige.party

Who up milkin’ they goose gravy train?

June 26, 2026
Gargron shared a status by mothcub
mothcub
mothcub@mastodon.social

My heavenly vessel.

A three-panel comic. In the first panel, a person lies on a rug next to a cat. Text reads: "i love my body". In the second panel, the person strikes a pose, smiling and bending one knee. Text reads: "it's kind of weird but". In the third panel, the person blasts off from Earth into space, surrounded by glittering stars. Text reads: "it gets me where i'm going". An elephant down on Earth watches.
June 26, 2026
Gargron shared a status by kuriko
kuriko (EMF ☎️ 5874)
kuriko@wetdry.world
the SoftBank shareholders meeting slides, with the goose spreading its wings. the text on the goose says "Goose value 67"
June 25, 2026
Eugen Rochko
Gargron@mastodon.social

@mat @liaizon You must be joking! ATP is way more complex. And account portability is way jankier than on Mastodon from reports of people who actually tried to move their account.

June 26, 2026