@matt I really want to show this thing all the food I eat so it knows I’m a garbage person.

So I’ve basically been on a month long road trip on the east coast visiting friends, and it ends tomorrow where I’ll drive back home over a couple of days.

I’ve been able to do lots of fun things on this trip, and I have learned that I could conceivably work from anywhere since I’ve only taken a couple of days off this whole time to drive.

I need to plan more trips like this.

haven't seen a slow-speed chase this thrilling since a white bronco in '94

#Mondog

Dear space jesus,

Please let me in my old age never get dumb enough to believe politicians the likes of these currently on stage.

Amen

#GOPDebate

Vivek is just the worst.

#GOPDebate

@verge We really need to figure out a better thumbnail paradigm for YouTube than “highlight a person in white who is making a shocked face against a multi-colored background.”

I skip so many videos that may actually be good because of that.

@anyway @1moremin

The Last of Us is such a good game.

As president, I vow to pass legislation that makes it illegal for movie trailers to show any content from the second half of the movie, death penalty for anything in the third act.

I don’t want to see the whole movie in the trailer. Allow me to be surprised at least a tiny bit.

@ChrisLawley Well if they end up fixing that because of your efforts I’ll send you a case of Dr. Pepper because that little thing in the WORST.

@ChrisLawley Start the petition to remove that little language button thing that shows up and covers content while typing when using a hardware keyboard.

I suggest it float at the bottom right of the whole iPad screen at all times like it does when you use Spotlight.

WHO YOU GONNA CALL??

@Morning1 Democracy: Taylor’s Version

The race I ran the other day way just a 5k, but there were all these hills and my legs are still sore.

I’m cutting them off.

I think I forgot to share this photo of my new favorite thing.

I’m surprised at how sore I am from this little run. I’ve run a bunch of races in my life, but I usually train a little bit beforehand. Just jumping into this one without running in a few months has broken my old body.

PUT ME IN THE GROUND

😂

@Morning1 True. This last month has really flown by for me.

But I don’t like seeing the numbers because they seem so big.

@Morning1 That’s so far away.

@tvPlusNews This is one of the best sci fi shows out there just based on some of the events these characters end up finding themselves in.