Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

@verge This definitely seems to make more sense than having this bot in your house.

November 15, 2023
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

I'm pro , but I really hope when I end up needing a new car (which will probably be an EV) all these issues are solved.

youtube.com/watch?v=3m_z27LJa6

November 15, 2023
garretble shared a status by SirTapTap
TapTap 🎮
SirTapTap@mastodon.social

Best way to evaluate a conspiracy is ask: "if this were true, how would rich people react?"

If there was secretly a cure for cancer? Rich people would stop getting cancer.

Secret immortality pill? Rich people would stop dying of old age.

There is no exploitable conspiracy that could survive human greed.

November 14, 2023
garretble shared a status by Doctor_J_
Jason Carty
Doctor_J_@mastodon.social

It’s worse than that lads, she’s DEAD.

November 14, 2023
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social
November 14, 2023
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

Trying to do some back ups of data because I want to do a clean windows install. I don’t know if I’ve ever done that with my current machine, so it’s like five years past due.

November 13, 2023
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

@arstechnica That it was even something they were thinking of can tell you a lot about how “good” the vehicle is.

November 13, 2023
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

@dcseifert Oh nice; thank you!

November 13, 2023
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

@dcseifert How much does that cost, if you don’t mind me asking?

My series 5 is still functionally fine, but the battery is getting pretty rough.

November 13, 2023
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

@kissane

I believe they have an account on mastodon, as well:

@merrysky

November 13, 2023
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

GG !

I feel like the just assumed they’d win. But alas.

November 13, 2023
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

I’ve played for maybe two hours now, and I’ve already taken my favorite photo

November 12, 2023
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

Modern : George accidentally Super Swipes on Tinder but dates the woman a few times before dumping her.

— INT: Jerry’s Apt —

George: “It was like the Super Swipe added three levels to the relationship right out of the gate, Jerry! I was suffocated!”

Jerry: “That’s too many levels! What will they have next, Ultra Swipes?!”

— KRAMER enters the apartment, arm in arm with the same woman. *Applause* George and Jerry stare, surprised —

Kramer: Super Swipe! GIDDYUP!

— Credits —

November 12, 2023
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

is the best show, and it’s not even close.

November 12, 2023
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

Pro of big, long road trip: seeing new places and meeting friends

Con of big, long road trip: harder to give the excuse that something in town is “a little too far to drive out today” when they know you blasted 1,300 miles in a single day.

November 12, 2023
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

I drove from DC to my house today. It was definitely a 20+ hour drive.

Now that I know it’s possible I shall never do it again.

November 11, 2023
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

@verge “Slim”

November 10, 2023
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

I think I have West Virginia Blindness

I sweat that’s not even a state, and when I look at a map I don’t even see it.

Can someone confirm that place even exists?

November 09, 2023
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

@effika It’s been a fun little trip. Got to visit like ten friends on the east coast.

November 09, 2023