garretble shared a status by jhwgh1968
J. "Henry" Waugh
jhwgh1968@chaos.social

@whitequark okay the most obscure joke I know:

Two chemists walk into the bar

The first says, "I'll have a glass of H2O"

The second says, "I'll have a glass of the same"

The first could barely contain his rage, as his assassination attempt had failed

May 06, 2024
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

@TechCrunch

It should have always been “opt-in.”

May 07, 2024
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

New include the M4…but probably still can’t play two audio sources at the same time like your 486 from the early 90s.

May 07, 2024
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

@effika I think it’s because Dell sucks as a company.

May 07, 2024
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

Can the get swept 🧹?

Two more games to find out.

May 07, 2024
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

@effika @gardening

Chardizard

May 06, 2024
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

@arstechnica

Oh no.

May 06, 2024
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social
May 05, 2024
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

@ChrisLawley On Friday I was about to make a shortcut to turn off Auto-Lock when I had my iPad plugged in to an external monitor…

But as far as I know Shortcuts can’t get information about when it’s using an external monitor OR changing Auto-Lock, so I’m right here with you.

May 05, 2024
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

Here’s a free for you.

Made some of this today, and it’s very good. I’m just sitting here chomping these veggies.

May 05, 2024
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

@mlsw It kind of makes me think jar jar has nothing going on down there because he doesn’t even really react much.

May 05, 2024
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

Noticed something new in today.

May 05, 2024
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

This is a big article from students at about the events of the last month.

It’s too bad national news isn’t this good:

Our Campus. Our Crisis.
columbiaspectator.com/news/202

May 04, 2024
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

Shouldn’t this be in a purple jar?

May 04, 2024
garretble shared a status by thisemailfindsyou
I Hope This Email Finds You
thisemailfindsyou@mastodon.social

I hope this email finds you well and hopefully not torturing my kid sister somewhere on the lakefront.

May 04, 2024
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

Took my out of its case to do some cleaning, and, boy, these devices all feel so good when they aren’t in cases.

May 04, 2024
garretble shared a status by stux
stux⚡
stux@mstdn.social
April 29, 2024
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

@joannastern

I really wish Meta’s glasses simply weren’t from Meta. I really try to avoid anything from that company in my life.

May 03, 2024
Garret :bongoCat:
garretble@mastodon.social

It’s still frustrating that a lot of apps will just don’t work well when you use them with stage manager.

I realize that this feature is not one that a ton of people use, but also…some crazy people like myself use external monitors with their iPads and would like apps to, you know, not crash randomly.

I also wonder how much of that is Apple’s fault. Is just hard to work with from the dev side? Or is it just so shaky on its own that it’s prone fail?

May 03, 2024