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Whose leg do I have to hump to get a Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed remaster around here?

September 04, 2023
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Super Mario Bros. Wonder looks plenty creative — but it can’t shake off the series’ two most soul-sucking conventions

September 03, 2023
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I refuse to be scared of when, nine times out of ten, fucking still thinks I'm saying "light conditioning" instead of "air conditioning" and leaves me sitting in the dark like a dickhead. 💀

August 30, 2023
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August 28, 2023
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Charles Martinet will no longer be voicing Mario, Luigi, and gang at Nintendo - transitioning to a "Mario Ambassador" role.

No word on whose decision this was. Martinet *is* Mario, so this is disappointing news!

August 21, 2023
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Yo, people, where's the best place to stream nowadays?

Someone nicked my box set. 🙄 And I feel like re-watching.

August 20, 2023
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So very chuffed came out on . I've loved this game since childhood but somehow never got around to beating it until now. 🥹

Absolutely wonderful fucking game.

August 19, 2023
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I relate more to every second 🥹

Who's *your* ?

August 17, 2023
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Revy 🏳️‍⚧️ :verified:
August 14, 2023
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August 14, 2023
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Look, @PixelBandits, I'm not much of a digital artist, so don't judge.

But this is Derek, and HE'S FINE!!!!!!!! 📢

Original Derek, if anyone wants to have a go:

August 14, 2023
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We have a welcoming and inclusive community who just want to love games ❤️

August 11, 2023
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@s_unter I am very impressed EVEN THOUGH there are no colourful Pringles this time (which is disappointing)


August 10, 2023
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Spent today making a app to show the latest Critical Chicken headline. 🤓

Will anyone (other than me) install it?

I doubt it.

Will I smile every time I glance across the living room and see it scrolling past?


So there. 😁

August 09, 2023