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If you are someone who is Not Good At ,

can sometimes be a bit depressing 😬

5 days ago
Critical Chicken
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The new : Trilogy and key art came out and now I'm too excited to sleep. 😁

The release date is January 25th on , , , and .

New trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=YwULOH1QyA

September 22, 2023
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Nintendo Life just posted:

Early Tech Analysis Suggests Paper Mario's Thousand-Year Door Remaster Runs At 30FPS

The GameCube title ran at a silky smooth 60FPS.It seems the visual upgrades in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door for Nintendo Switch may come at a cost. An early tech analysis by Nintendo World Report seemingly reveals the new version of this turn-based RPG classic will target 30FPS.This analysis is based on Nintendo's announcement video ...

nintendolife.com/news/2023/09/

September 16, 2023
Critical Chicken
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Omg I forgot to mention it after the , but:

Does the / remake mean there could be HD in my future?! 👀

was a Cing game too, right?

September 16, 2023
Critical Chicken
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Just saying:

New designs AND non-retconned ? 🤔 *AND* 2D is finally showing some creativity?

What if it was somehow holding back the creativity all along, not -san? 👀😂

September 14, 2023
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That feeling when you watch Sky News at Ten, and are still awake when Sky News Breakfast comes on the next morning…

I feel like I'm about to have a string of heart attacks. 😬

September 10, 2023
Critical Chicken
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's future:

A year after announcing their partnership, E3 and show organiser are parting ways.

Plus: has E3 2024 already been cancelled, too?

criticalchicken.com/a-year-aft

September 07, 2023
Critical Chicken
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Cyber-bullying Intel on the Birdsite (Xite?)

Motherfuckers.

September 07, 2023
Critical Chicken
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A seemingly-credible leaker said will have a "black and white" theme... And I was immediately like, "adsfjkjkljklsjdlkjskljslk, the 25th Anniversary logo had coloured stripes and the last one was black and white 💀"

Who knows, maybe the "leak" is based on that, BUT I'M EXCITED, LET ME ENJOY THINGS.

My write-up:
criticalchicken.com/credible-s

September 07, 2023
Critical Chicken
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Whose leg do I have to hump to get a Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed remaster around here?

September 04, 2023
Critical Chicken
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New

Super Mario Bros. Wonder looks plenty creative — but it can’t shake off the series’ two most soul-sucking conventions criticalchicken.com/super-mari

September 03, 2023
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I refuse to be scared of when, nine times out of ten, fucking still thinks I'm saying "light conditioning" instead of "air conditioning" and leaves me sitting in the dark like a dickhead. 💀

August 30, 2023
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