Sir. Where are your legs?
Shower thought: Lifting up the toilet seat before you pee is equivalent to you turning on aim assist or lowering the difficulty setting.
It’s getting cold in my room. Considering mining crypto so I can both make free money and warm up my room. 🤣
Resisting the intense urge to delete my Twitter entirely and move over fully to Mastodon.
Bruh why are people so annoying. I was in an 18+ Discord VC, literally just streaming me playing Animal Crossing, and somebody in the VC DMs me asking me to stop being “horny and gross”. I told them I don’t remember doing that and they claimed I was lying about not remembering it, called me a know-it-all, then blocked me. 🙄
Guys. I found an ancient artifact.