@mmmatches It’s not against the rules. I would just add a CW that says “birdsite”. If people want to see it, they’ll open your post and if they don’t, they won’t have to interact with it.

Anyone know any good *free* static website hosts (or generators!) that allow custom domains? Thinking something like Google Sites. I also need to host static files / images. Maybe something supporting Markdown. Should I consider learning Jekyll?

Hello. I’ve been trying to reach you regarding your car’s extended warranty.

Meow!

Not Discord literally forgetting how to handle basic protocols. 💀

Nothing like having an allergic reaction to a bug bite at 6 AM. 💀

Is this considered chaotic neutral? 😬

How would I go about placing a restraining order on a fly? /j

Why the fuck is the Roblox Avatar Ship “recommending” I buy a shitty looking sword for $600,000 USD? Isn’t this game made for kids???

Why does iPadOS force enable Battery Percentage when I turn on Low Power Mode???

I stayed up until 1 AM last night watching Steven Universe and somehow had SU induced night terrors until 4 AM.

I did my nails ~

Kitty got a pedicure! My claws are sparkly! Rawr!

@peppdurr This is literally one of the biggest reasons I switched to iPhone. I hated not getting updates on Android.

Is this Community tab in the official Mastodon app supposed to be local timeline…? What’s with the empty Posts and News tabs…?

I am a menace to society.