I've seen this reposted on a number of sites - had to track down the original post on tumblr.
And it is a long ride - but a hoot at every turn. And - of course shames me that I cannot write as well as this.
If you don't love folks in the Maritimes - well it's like you/ve decided to have less fun.
Iceberg lovers go wild over viral photos of the 'dickie berg' off Newfoundland's coast
A man from Dildo, N.L. has captured the attention of iceberg lovers after photographing an oddly-shaped hunk — now popularly known as the "dickie berg" on social media — off the coast of Newfoundland.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/oddly-shaped-iceberg-nl-1.6825578