Andy Lundell 🙄

I'm a virtual reality and game programmer, who's excited about games, technology, online comics. Currently I work on creating interactive haptic systems.

Andy Lundell 🙄
apLundell@octodon.social

A helpful size reference.

44 minutes ago
Andy Lundell 🙄
apLundell@octodon.social

Oh. Here's the product the world was waiting for. A realistic ("reborn") doll of a baby Na'vi from 'Avatar'.

(I think Avatar II is going to feature a baby, so he's your chance to get ahead of the trend.)

1 hour ago
Andy Lundell 🙄
apLundell@octodon.social

@migurski The aliens must be about four foot tall.

You can tell by the way they make their chairs.

1 hour ago
Andy Lundell 🙄
apLundell@octodon.social

I still don't understand these creepy dolls that AliExpress et al are suddenly full of.

Are they a reference to something? Based on an Anime or something?

Or are they just a line of really creepy dolls that people buy for some reason?

1 hour ago
Andy Lundell 🙄
apLundell@octodon.social
I watch "#VampireLife", yes the title actually has a hashtag, uncaptioned images

@taweret You don't keep an 8mm projector in your bedroom?

Weird.

How do you watch movies?

1 hour ago
Andy Lundell 🙄
apLundell@octodon.social

Browsing AliExpress's "DIY Master" "Lifestyle Collection", they sure offer a lot of patches that signify you as a member of a white supremacist anti-government militia.

Is that what it takes to become a "DIY Master"?

1 hour ago
Andy Lundell 🙄
apLundell@octodon.social
I watch "#VampireLife", yes the title actually has a hashtag, uncaptioned images

@taweret Didn't she mysteriously die and become undead first?

Probably that was the threat being made?

1 hour ago
Andy Lundell 🙄
apLundell@octodon.social

For every listing on AliExpress there's at least one one-star review from a European who's shocked that they have to pay import duties.

Yeah buddy. That's how your country works. Did you think ordering a product from China didn't count as an import?

2 hours ago
Andy Lundell 🙄
apLundell@octodon.social
I watch "#VampireLife", yes the title actually has a hashtag, uncaptioned images

@taweret Hey, they still gotta eat.

2 hours ago
Andy Lundell 🙄
apLundell@octodon.social
I watch "#VampireLife", yes the title actually has a hashtag, uncaptioned images

@taweret So, safe to say the writer/director has not only never used pot, he's doesn't have any friends who use it?

2 hours ago
Andy Lundell 🙄
apLundell@octodon.social

Seen on Aliexpress.

I guess you press this key to seize the means of production?

2 hours ago
Andy Lundell 🙄
apLundell@octodon.social
I watch "#VampireLife", yes the title actually has a hashtag, uncaptioned images

@taweret Vampires can't enter a house uninvited.

Wasn't that the point of that earlier scene where she says those exact words?

Are invitations good forever?

I guess I don't know how vampire rules work.

2 hours ago
Andy Lundell 🙄
apLundell@octodon.social

@migurski I like the "Winged Cigar" UFO.

I'm pretty sure I've seen one of those.

In fact, I'm pretty sure I've ridden in one.

The aliens made me go through a strange ritual where I took off my shoes and belt-buckle and walked through a beeping archway.

Then they took my water bottle because their strange alien religion forbids containers with more than 3.5 fluid ounces of liquid.

2 hours ago
Andy Lundell 🙄
apLundell@octodon.social
I watch "#VampireLife", yes the title actually has a hashtag, uncaptioned images

@taweret When they explained their jobs at the start, was that lady a metallurgist?

Imagine just looking at a bullet and being sure it was made of silver.

(Especially in a situation with no werewolves.)

2 hours ago
Andy Lundell 🙄
apLundell@octodon.social
I watch "#VampireLife", yes the title actually has a hashtag, uncaptioned images

@taweret What is she wearing on her wrists?

Are those some kind of bracelets?

Made of thick leather with ... bolts?

2 hours ago
Andy Lundell 🙄
apLundell@octodon.social
I watch "#VampireLife", yes the title actually has a hashtag, uncaptioned images

@taweret From that line of dialog assume the carjacker is wearing a black fedora and pointing a tommy-gun at them?

2 hours ago
Andy Lundell 🙄
apLundell@octodon.social
I watch "#VampireLife", yes the title actually has a hashtag, uncaptioned images

@taweret Why is it so yellow?

Did they forget the film in a hot car for a week before remembering to get it developed?

Or was it shot digitally and then altered for that authentic "spoiled film" look?

2 hours ago
Andy Lundell 🙄
apLundell@octodon.social

In "Beauty and the Beast", Beast was illiterate, right?

Did he know what kind of books were stocked in his library?

It's lucky they were the kind of epics that Belle liked.

Imagine if he was all "Look, Belle! Books! You like books, right?" and she said "Yeah, but these are all out-of-date legal texts. Was your father a lawyer?"

16 hours ago
Andy Lundell 🙄
apLundell@octodon.social
I watch "Ants on a Plane", uncaptioned images

@taweret If you're going to retoot all these posts, you have to watch the movie again.

Sorry. I don't make the rules.

1 day ago
Andy Lundell 🙄
apLundell@octodon.social

@SeanAloysiusOBrien

You heard the man!

War Criminals, You're on night-shift.

1 day ago