fenwick ❔

Engineer, Developer, Person. He/him. I run mastofeed.com

fenwick67 shared a status by codl
anime animal codl
codl@chitter.xyz

im trying to keep this twitter stuff filtered from my tl, please stop coming up with new funny ways to avoid saying the name of the web site

2 days ago
fenwick67 shared a status by KittyUnpretty
Kitty Unpretty
KittyUnpretty@cybre.space
2 days ago
fenwick ❔
fenwick67@octodon.social

Jack Dorsey doesn't want to decentralize Twitter to solve users' problems, he wants to solve the company's problems.

This means things like...
* Offloading moderation and liability to someone else while still making money off the content (a la Facebook Groups)
* Restricting speech by country/region
* Keeping people from migrating to less shitty social media

2 days ago
fenwick ❔
fenwick67@octodon.social

I'm quitting my shitty job at a shitty startup on Friday and I'm inclined to write a blog post titled "my shitty journey"

3 days ago
fenwick ❔
fenwick67@octodon.social

If you have a SAAS startup, you HAVE to have abstract drawings of faceless people on your landing page, with lots of blocky shapes and saturated primary colors on a white background. Sorry, it's the law.

December 06, 2019
fenwick ❔
fenwick67@octodon.social
Music hot take

"contemporary folk" is a lie of a genre. Baby Shark is what actual contemporary folk music looks like.

December 01, 2019
fenwick67 shared a status by jacethechicken
Jacie "​The​" Chicken :heihei:
jacethechicken@chickenfan.club

my tax system is simple: it's called the Blue Shell method. At the end of every day, we fuckin blow up the richest person and redistribute their wealth, until there's no more billionaires.

Sure, we could axe all the billionaires all at once, but I like imagining what they'd do to each other as they scrambled to duck out of first place.

November 22, 2019
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T-Shirts Bot
TShirtsBot@botsin.space
November 10, 2019
fenwick ❔
fenwick67@octodon.social

Still waiting on winamp 6

November 13, 2019
fenwick67 shared a status by rowletbot
Rowlet
rowletbot@mastodon.social

*knows u can do it*

November 06, 2019
fenwick ❔
fenwick67@octodon.social

Replacing messenger pigeons with another bird and calling it world-building

November 03, 2019
fenwick ❔
fenwick67@octodon.social

Putting 3d stuff on a 2d screen should be called "hyperspace processing"

November 02, 2019
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breakfastgolem (classic)
breakfastgolem@mastodon.social
November 01, 2019
fenwick67 shared a status by codl
anime animal codl
codl@chitter.xyz

just read "Innovative building materials, such as timber" in an article about "smart cities'" and fuck dude i cant believe we never thought to use wood to build house before

November 01, 2019
fenwick67 shared a status by codl
anime animal codl
codl@chitter.xyz

when the ouya was still relevant and your french friend was cheering for it, did they say « allez l'ouya! »

October 31, 2019