im trying to keep this twitter stuff filtered from my tl, please stop coming up with new funny ways to avoid saying the name of the web site
Jack Dorsey doesn't want to decentralize Twitter to solve users' problems, he wants to solve the company's problems.
This means things like...
* Offloading moderation and liability to someone else while still making money off the content (a la Facebook Groups)
* Restricting speech by country/region
* Keeping people from migrating to less shitty social media
I'm quitting my shitty job at a shitty startup on Friday and I'm inclined to write a blog post titled "my shitty journey"
If you have a SAAS startup, you HAVE to have abstract drawings of faceless people on your landing page, with lots of blocky shapes and saturated primary colors on a white background. Sorry, it's the law.
"contemporary folk" is a lie of a genre. Baby Shark is what actual contemporary folk music looks like.
my tax system is simple: it's called the Blue Shell method. At the end of every day, we fuckin blow up the richest person and redistribute their wealth, until there's no more billionaires.
Sure, we could axe all the billionaires all at once, but I like imagining what they'd do to each other as they scrambled to duck out of first place.
YES, I AM INFJ.
Still waiting on winamp 6
*knows u can do it*
Replacing messenger pigeons with another bird and calling it world-building
Putting 3d stuff on a 2d screen should be called "hyperspace processing"
just read "Innovative building materials, such as timber" in an article about "smart cities'" and fuck dude i cant believe we never thought to use wood to build house before
when the ouya was still relevant and your french friend was cheering for it, did they say « allez l'ouya! »