At the yoghurt stand
@hkrn Cry. Me. A. River. 🤣
You're always one decision away from living an entirely different life 💯
Ah, it is #TaxSeason, my favorite time of the year! 🙌 😂
And this year I get a bonus present; filing it in two countries, in two different languages!
What a treat! Oh joy is me!
@yle_bot Eiköhän tämä vaan johda siihen että minimi ilmoitetaan ilmoituksessa ja samat röyhkeimmät neuvottelevat sen ylös haastattelussa. Eli oikeastaan hyödytön direktiivi sinänsä.
@sur_bot only in Marbella does someone keep 75k of jewelry in their car 🤣
Space Karen called Twitter an "inverse start-up".
The rest of us call it a letdown.
Ah, the biannual wtf moment when half of your clocks auto adjust and other half doesn't 🤔
Could we split this up into separate fields?
I have a separate website that I want to keep in this field. Can we add a Mastodon field for the url instead?
Tajusin justiinsa että en ole juonut lonkeroa kahteen vuoteen 🤔
Jännä.
Microsoft Flight Simulator turns 40 🥳
@rodhilton And here I thought "woke" meant vegan liberals.
As a non-american it is so strange looking at American news outlets...😅