@jjhysell@beige.party Biden did it with “malarkey”, so we can definitely make this happen!

#NewsLimerick – January 24, 2023
As China lost access to Blizzard
Some players are caught by the gizzard
A corporate fight
With no end in sight
They’ll need a new title: “McWizard”
https://www.pcgamer.com/blizzard-games-go-dark-in-china-with-no-return-in-sight-this-is-so-tragic-says-former-hearthstone-director/

I don’t drink it more than one or two days in a row, usually preferring tea. I probably have coffee an average of two or three times over the course of two weeks. Any more frequently and I start to get terrible headaches on the days I don’t have it.

#NewsLimerick – January 23, 2023
I’ll say this without sounding pompous:
A protein might serve as a compass
Which may help explain
A less folded brain
More answers continue to taunt us
https://www.sciencealert.com/some-peoples-brains-are-wrinklier-than-others-and-now-we-know-why

#NewsLimerick – January 20, 2023
T-Mobile has suffered a hack
A customer data attack
This isn’t the first
Or even the worst
Is someone about to get sacked?
https://turnto10.com/news/local/t-mobile-says-data-on-37-million-customers-stolen-01-20-2023-113814220

#NewsLimerick – January 19, 2023
If static is causing turmoil
And functions are all getting spoiled
This substance may aid
Devices we’ve made
It’s better than wrapping with foil
https://phys.org/news/2023-01-blocking-radio-electromagnetic-flip.html