Obeying Inspiration and following where it leads. Be Excellent To Each Other. I #FollowBack so long as you’ve got a bio and sound like a semi-rational human being. Software engineer, progressive politics (mostly USA), poetry, puns and humor, song spoofs, egalitarian Judaism, scifi and fantasy fan, space and astronomy, and pictures of my puppy. he/him
My Halloween costume - it’s just a single crow, not a group. And while it’s not too complicated at least I tried. So you could say I’m “Attempted Murder”.
Happy #InternationalTalkLikeAPirateDay! Here's some #humor to brighten your day:
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Ye'd think it be 'arrr' but actually it be the 'sea'
A pirate walks in to the doctor with a ship's wheel on a post extending from his pants. The doctor asks him, "What's that?" The pirate says, "Arrr.... it's drivin' me nuts!"
Why should you never gamble against a pirate?
They're always rigging the game!
Why did the pirate prefer to use his knife to his sword?
The sword cutlass (cut less)
Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.
I saw this and my first thought was, “I’m glad it can clean more than one straw I guess?” #humor
