SuddenGenesis

Obeying Inspiration and following where it leads. Be Excellent To Each Other. I so long as you’ve got a bio and sound like a semi-rational human being.

Software engineer, progressive politics (mostly USA), poetry, puns and humor, song spoofs, egalitarian Judaism, scifi and fantasy fan, space and astronomy, and pictures of my puppy.
 
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SuddenGenesis
SuddenGenesis@techhub.social

I saw this and my first thought was, “I’m glad it can clean more than one straw I guess?”

Long, thin cleaning brush in a package labeled “reusable straw cleaner”.
14 hours ago
SuddenGenesis
SuddenGenesis@techhub.social

I told to "Write a satirical article about the collapse of western civilization". It did not disappoint.

In a stunning turn of events experts are predicting the collapse of Western civilization as we know it. The reason? A shortage of avocado toast. For years millennials have been blamed for everything from the decline of the housing market to the downfall of the diamond industry. But it seems their insatiable appetite for avocado toast may be the final straw that breaks the camel's back. "We've been warning people for years that this would happen" said one expert. "Avocado toast is a delicacy that has been around for generations. But now with millennials consuming it at an alarming rate we simply can't keep up." The shortage of avocado toast has led to widespread panic with people hoarding their last crumbs and fighting over the last remaining slices. Some have even resorted to making their own, using inferior ingredients like margarine and canned avocados. As the situation grows more dire, many are calling for drastic action. Some have proposed rationing avocado toast, while others suggest limiting its consumption to only the most deserving members of society. Despite the dire predictions, some remain optimistic. "I think we'll find a way to get through this," said one millennial. "We've been through tough times before, like when they canceled Firefly. We'll survive this too." Only time will tell if Western civilization can weather this avocado-shaped storm. But one thing is certain: if we don't start taking our avocado toast seriously, we may be doomed to a future without it.
May 05, 2023
SuddenGenesis
SuddenGenesis@techhub.social

A coworker updated one of our configs, reducing the default memory limit from 6,000 Mib to 800 Mib. We agreed that 6 gigs was too many, even in this gig economy.

May 04, 2023
SuddenGenesis
SuddenGenesis@techhub.social

Happy Tacks Day everybody! They’ll pin some fees on you if you miss it, so don’t get stuck!

April 18, 2023