Obeying Inspiration and following where it leads. Be Excellent To Each Other. I #FollowBack so long as you’ve got a bio and sound like a semi-rational human being. Software engineer, progressive politics (mostly USA), poetry, puns and humor, song spoofs, egalitarian Judaism, scifi and fantasy fan, space and astronomy, and pictures of my puppy. he/him
To Whom It May Concern:
As a single, eligible man without a companion at this time, I am available for the position of Boyfriend and Companion as indicated in your online dating profile. I believe my skills in back massage, listening attentively, and comfortingly muttering ‘there, there’ will be well suited to the role.
I have many years of experience in talking with other humans of multiple genders, and will put this to use in conversations we have in the future. I can both listen and provide verbal contributions of my own to the endeavor.
My past track record for providing a limited but interesting array of options for dinner locations may prove valuable for conversations that include the phrase “what do you want to eat?” This is an area where my flexible and versatile culinary palate may be of significant value.
Thank you so much for your time and consideration, and I eagerly await your response.
Sincerely,
SuddenGenesis
In case you’ve ever wondered how big a banana is, this image may help you. You’re welcome! #Humor
A coworker brought in a key lime pie yesterday and put it in the fridge. This morning, I check to see if there was any left but was met by Pie-Gon Jinn. #puns #humor
Happy Wednesday! Perk up your day with a way too happy cover of Du Hast, complete with brass section. #music #WednesdayVibes
@fzer0 @Snowshadow@mastodon.social @ErikUden but… it’s corn!!! https://youtu.be/_caMQpiwiaU?si=DFFLdsnhc-OcDyLW
Don't mind me just updating an old classic comic kthxbye https://readingdoonesbury.com/2017/10/25/this-week-in-doonesbury-guilty-guilty-guilty/ #Guilty #Donaldtrump #humor
