Sometimes when I have trouble sleeping I go to the kitchen for a snack. My daughter tells me I may have insom-nom-nom-nia. #humor #puns
I played a round of solitaire over my lunch break and my score was totally 1337. #humor
So my #softwareengineering team is working toward an MVP (minimal viable product) of a project on a relatively tight timeline. I was sharing our trajectory toward a preliminary demo later this week and said, “the code won’t be anywhere near bulletproof but it will be… water resistant?”
Feel free to use this mixed metaphor wheresoever you deem it appropriate. #kthxbye #humor