My Halloween costume - it’s just a single crow, not a group. And while it’s not too complicated at least I tried. So you could say I’m “Attempted Murder”.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Ye'd think it be 'arrr' but actually it be the 'sea'
A pirate walks in to the doctor with a ship's wheel on a post extending from his pants. The doctor asks him, "What's that?" The pirate says, "Arrr.... it's drivin' me nuts!"
Why should you never gamble against a pirate?
They're always rigging the game!
Why did the pirate prefer to use his knife to his sword?
The sword cutlass (cut less)
Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.