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@xyzzy Ask demons about professor

July 31, 2022
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@xyzzy Ask professor about demons

July 31, 2022
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@xyzzy Ask professor about coffee

July 31, 2022
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I can't relate to the trope of grandma's cooking being the best. Both my grannies were unremarkable cooks.

I wonder how many people who fondly regard their granny's cooking do so because getting to visit granny was a rare treat, so the food seemed special by association.

July 31, 2022
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Does anyone actually have 'family secret recipes' in real life or is that just from telly stories?

July 31, 2022
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My settlement now has an 'Unbound Cream Horn plant' which decreases maintenance costs. How? Does everyone have more energy to work because there are tasty pastries to eat?

July 31, 2022
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They added ramps back to freighters!

July 31, 2022
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I love goldfish's supercilious expressions.

July 31, 2022
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When people pat police horses (as they often do when horses are being used for crowd control), does the horse put up with it, or does it think 'I must be Good Horse because all these people want to pat me'?

July 30, 2022
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Bowl of chickpeas is an A+ snack.

July 30, 2022
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I wonder if hipsters will bring back zip and jaz drives.

July 30, 2022
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Yesmate, my dental bill is all paid off.

July 30, 2022
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Turned off Xbox game pass for now. It's great value for money, but I haven't taken advantage of it for ages. These days I use my Xbone for Ooblets and as an HDMI slot for my Switch. Might as well save a little bit of money in these clownfuck times.

July 30, 2022
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@getcooking There's a logical problem with that. Need to change that intro.

July 30, 2022
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3 bees enjoying a passionflower.

July 29, 2022
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Saw on telly that "Will Smith has 'reached out' to Chris Rock over Oscars slap." Well, of course he did; how else do you slap someone?

July 29, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

I assume what will happen is that we'll have to pay our bills on finance, and the parent co of the energy company will just happen to own a financing company. The financing company will be a big Tory donor.

July 28, 2022
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I'm strangely not worried about the energy price surge coming this year and next year... because NO cunt is going to be able to afford it. What will the energy companies even do when everyone says they can't pay? You going to install prepayment meters in everyone's house?

July 28, 2022
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Saw a banner outside the GP surgery that said 'coronavirus hot hub'. I read it as 'coronavirus hot tub' and thought 'that's a fucking bad idea'.

July 28, 2022
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Bored with living in Stupid Fash Island on Planet Climatefuck. I'm ready to apply to become a deep-sea tube worm living under the ice crust of Europa.

July 28, 2022