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I can hear someone scream-hooting and I can't tell if it's a dog or a child.

August 04, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

You know that saying about how your nipple colour is your ideal nude lipstick shade? Does that mean your areola or the actual nubbin?

August 03, 2022
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Looking at jobs. One of them says 'liaising with multiple departments with competing priorities.' I.e. 'It's a clownshow here, good luck fucko'.

August 03, 2022
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Soul Hackers = spin-off of Devil Summoner
Devil Summoner = spin-off of Shin Megami Tensei
Shin Megami Tensei = spin-off of Megami Tensei

Atlus is nuttier than squirrel shit.

(In before Kingdom Hearts fans say 'hold my beer'.)

August 03, 2022
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I never played the first Soul Hackers, but I want 2 because I loved the Raidou Kuzunoha games, which are also under the Devil Summoner brand.

August 03, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

Tutanota is the most dumbass email service ever because you have to pay to search your emails older than 3 weeks.

August 03, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

Oh cowtits, it's out on the 26th, not the 12th as I thought.

August 03, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

Soul Hackers 2 is out next week! I'm a bit cheesed off it's not coming to Switch (when SMT V was a Switch exclusive!). I'll pick it up on PS4. Or maybe I'll wait 18 months or so because new games cost £stupid these days.

August 03, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

IT'S
MOTHER
FUCKING
JUDAS
PRIEST
TIME

August 03, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
August 03, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
August 03, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

My mum and Bro1 are at a raptor centre. Mum has sent me a video of Bro1 burping at a young bald eagle, who burps back.

August 03, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

You might have found this toot by looking up or . Might I suggest you stop doing that and look up Judas Priest instead? Go listen to Dissident Aggressor off the Sin After Sin album.

August 03, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

Every bluckchun enthusiast says 'blomkchine will revolutionise everything' then goes on to describe either a loyalty card (achievable without bockchan) or company scrip scheme (achievable without borkchen and probably a shit idea). Either that or they say 'you'll be able to transfer your items from Minecrap to Fartnite' without explaining what possible incentive devs would have to implement that.

August 03, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

My local shop has stopped stocking minestrone soup and planty yoghurt. Very cross about this.

August 03, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

Are people really afraid of geese, or is it just one of those things that everyone says because everyone says it (like saying you hate clowns or the word 'moist')? It's a goose. You just gently push it away with your foot.

August 02, 2022
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@bestiaexmachina Those exist; they're called helicopters. 😸

I very much doubt flying cars will ever become a thing. People already drive like a bollocks in 2 dimensions, never mind 3!

August 02, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

Random thought: Chinese doesn't distinguish between 'rat' and 'mouse'. (The zodiac year of the rat would be better translated as year of the rodent.) How does this affect the Chinese dub of the scenes in Basil the Great Mouse Detective when Ratigan takes offence to being called a rat instead of a mouse?

August 02, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

It feels to me that there hasn't been any amazing technology emerge for ordinary people in the past decade and a half. My parents' generation saw the rise of the computer. My teen years saw the internet become ubiquitous and change the world. What are kids now seeing that's transforming society for the better? Knob-all that I can see. I guess drones appeared in the last few years, but they're still a novelty item.

August 02, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

Larva is now pupating.

August 02, 2022