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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

Snake trying to wear a cute dress but it has no shoulders to hold it up. ):

August 12, 2022
Toilet full of bugs
ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

If you have any questions, please don't. Hesitate to contact me.

August 12, 2022
Toilet full of bugs
ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

Hmm. XLOOKUP has an optional 'if thing not found, return this default value instead' argument, but it still returns an error if you ask it to search somewhere that doesn't actually exist.

August 12, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

The BLEEDING TOOTH FUNGUS ought to be called the JAMMY CRUMPET FUNGUS.

August 11, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

I want to SIEVE my COMPOST but the WEATHER is too HOT and also I am at WORK.

August 11, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

What's Mr Blobby's prey?

TERFs.

August 11, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

Mr Blobby's teeth most resemble those of a killer whale, implying he swallows whole prey or tears chunks out of it without chewing.

August 11, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

How have I only just found out about SWITCH in Excel??! All this time I've been nesting IFs like a cunt!

August 11, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

Fucking Mr Blobby would probably be physically enjoyable but the soundscape would be too deranged to be erotic.

August 11, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
Bum update

Just did an absolutely barnstorming 9/10 excellent shit. Going to be riding this high all morning.

(Not a 10/10 because those are the ones so emptying that you can feel your organs move around to take advantage of the extra space, and you feel wonderfully relaxed and deflated as a result.)

August 11, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

@yesterzine Mind blown!

August 11, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

Why is it called contactless payment and not tap payment? It's not contactless, because you have to contact the card to the reader!

August 10, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

What does 'fuck bitches get money' mean?

Get paid for shagging bitches?
Ignore bitches, earn money instead?
Exclamation: 'Fuck, bitches get paid a lot'?
People known as 'fuck bitches' get paid a lot?

August 10, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
UK politics, lolitics

"Jeremy Corbyn pulls bigger crowd to Edinburgh Fringe event than Liz Truss on leadership campaign"

HAHAHA

thelondoneconomic.com/politics

August 10, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

Imagine if boobs were prehensile. You could hold a can of drink with them.

August 10, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

Also the holiday-makers have to work in the school and café and that. I assumed you were simply selecting them to pose for the portfolio photos, but no, they stay working there. If I have to work and share my home with someone, in what sense is that a resort holiday??

August 10, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

It's weird as hell to me that the Paradise Planning DLC lets you give the holiday-makers room-mates. If I'd bought a holiday home and the agent said 'Would you like to share it with some rando?' I would say 'absolutely the fuck not'.

August 10, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

I collect Spyro merch but I think I'll give these a miss. Poor Spyro looks as though he ate a bee! Plus the 'chill' plushie looks nauseous.

August 10, 2022
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ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

*eats a food and its sprite gets smaller and smaller instead of depleting in pieces*

August 09, 2022
Toilet full of bugs
ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

Mr Cat is sitting on my lap. He's lovely but his little fuzzy body is so warm! 🥵

August 09, 2022