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I like to think things could be better.

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@benetnasch I wrote a rant in a free text field at the end just a little while ago because they had a bunch of "Did you work for us before?" type questions and then a mandatory "What role did you do when you worked for us before?" text field AFTER I SAID NO. There were probably 3 questions like that in a row and I applied for probably half a dozen jobs using that terrible form.....

January 16, 2023
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MH (Joking. Mostly.)

Every time my wife rolls says good night and rolls over and just GOES TO SLEEP I want to set myself on fire.

January 16, 2023
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To a toddler, a stool is like a super power.

January 14, 2023
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My son is doing 'persuasive writing' assignments and I just realized that's what I should learn too.

January 12, 2023
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I've been a runner my entire life. Any physical health benefits have been appreciated but incidental. I run so the meat will shut up and stop bothering the ghost for a few damn minutes.

January 11, 2023
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No YOU'RE making bad decisions and staying up till 2am to finish an old paperback like the kids aren't going to be up in five hours....

January 07, 2023