I can hear a little creature in my garden (probably rat, frog or hedgehog). I want to see what it is but I don't want to scare it away!
Went to shop. Only one other person wearing mask. He complimented me on my mask (I wear masks with funny designs; this one had big teeth). He pulled down his own mask to say so.
No wonder this pandemic has been going on for 3 fucking years.
@bestiaexmachina I put the rice in the pan first, then pour in just enough water (or veggie stock, usually) to cover it. That usually works for me!
I snap my spaghetti in half to get it all submerged. That's supposed to be bad, but I can't be arsed waiting for the submerged half to become flaccid enough to poke the rigid half in.
You know how you're supposed to add your pasta to the pot of sauce, not the other way around?
I've tried it both ways and there's fuck-all difference.
@lori In my childhood house, the study (with the family computer in it) was painted purple, so it was the 'purple puter room'.
@lori My mum's house has a spare bedroom that we refer to as "[name of one of my mum's friends]'s room" because said friend is the only person who ever sleeps in it. She comes only once or twice a year, but we still call it her room.
You know when you put your foot in the sea, you go 'oo, cold!'?
When sharks poke their fins out of the water, do they go 'oo, hot!'?
A quick websearch suggests it really is informally called a kebab menu! The proper name appears to be 'overflow menu' but that's BORING.
Is there a name for a hamburger menu icon that's really narrow, so it's a stack of 3 dots rather than a stack of 3 dashes? If not, can we call it a kebab menu icon?
Maybe companies can own a few more at a time. You can have more than one warehouse if you're actually using all the fuckers. And they can own a few more properties at a time in case they're moving their offices and warehouses and that from one town to another. Basically, no having property you're not actually using.
No-one should be allowed to own more than 2 properties ever, and should not be allowed to own more than 1 for 24 months at a time. (So if you already own a property, and inherit another property, you have 2 years to sort out which one you want to keep and which one to sell. I think that's plenty of time.)
Done a big fart that I wish I'd recorded. 'HURRR-URR-UURR-UUURRGGHH... HONK.'
I'd normally add a spiked collar and/or bracers to such an ensemble, but the weather's too hot!
"What if, like travelling by train but 1000x worse?" - Inventor of passenger air travel.
I'm wearing short-shorts and they're giving me a wedgie. As the French say, to be beautiful you must suffer.