There must be at least one person who genuinely did slip and fall and get something stuck in their bum, but the A&E staff would never belive them.
There's a task which is Marketing's responsibility, but the Marketing person can't do it, so it gets fobbed off on me. (Another person is supposed to be the backup, but he's always too busy and I'm his backup.)
The marketing person can't do it because she can't access the software needed for the task.
She can't access the software because she's remote, and the software license is kept on a laptop instead of the shared servers.
I lent my mum one of my tangles (fidget toy) because they're supposed to be good for arthritic hands. She got too annoyed by it because it can't be flattened into a circle even though it looks as though it should be able to.
The Commonwealth Games is weird.
'Sorry for colonising you, do you want to come to our sports day?'
'Yeah, okay then.'
Tyrannosaurus rex is the only animal I can think of whose common name is its full binomial.
Amazingly paggro gov.uk site! https://www.hse.gov.uk/myth/myth-busting/categories.htm
Aaargh, there's a horse in my house (in Animal Crossing) and he won't leave. I accidentally told him to stay longer instead of telling him goodbye. Go away, you manksome mono-toed mammal.
I've heard the pronoun voi/void. Tempted to try it for myself, but the trouble with most neopronouns is that they sound so un-mellifluous when used in sentences.
Why did we decide that black and dark blue are the only acceptable professional ink colours? Why not dark green and dark purple also?
My mum saw this robin at RHS Wisley. Either it moved as she took the photo, or it is a FREAKY MUTANT.
Apparently it is International Cat Day as well as Vore Day. Please do not eat the kitty cats.
I'm a democratic socialist according to this thing: https://9axes.github.io
My results: https://9axes.github.io/results.html?a=41&b=54&c=68&d=13&e=17&f=86&g=86&h=83&i=20
@Nach Yeah, that's bullshit and chips. That's beyond the expected scope of generic crowd filming.